Gordon: "I Hate To Break It To You But I Think Your Wards/team Is Dumb." Batman: "Dumb Kids?" *Batkids

DC Secret santa 2024 gift for @deven895 :33 

Damian and Tim's relationship in a nutshell

Dinner Damian: "Drake, do you want me to Jump across this table? Because I don't have all day for this okay?!"

Tim: "You feelin' froggy? Leap" *Tim stands up waiting for him to actually do it* *Damian is on his last nerve* Damian: "Okay! well here I come"

*fights with Tim*

Jason: "My money is on Damian" Duke: "I'll bet on Tim"

Later Dick: "Stop it!" *enthusiasm noises* Dick: "Love each other!"

*sees them not cooperating* *pushes them together for a hug*

*backfires*

2 hours later Tim, grudgingly hugging Damian because Dick is present: "I'm sorry for being a dick."

Damian, forcibly hugging him and totally not clutching his back with his nails graving his back: "sorry for beating the shit out of you."

Riddler: “Riddle me th-“

Batman: “china 1782”

Riddler: “I didn’t even start the riddle! How do yo-“

Batman: “im Batman”

scooter accident

Damian, has a bruised knee goes to Dick for "assistance": "Grayson, I have faallen off my scooter and require assistance" Dick: "Dami look at your knee it's bleeding"

Damian: "The pavement was the victim, I am the victor" Dick: "That's a pretty bad boo boo, just wait right here let me go get something okay"

Damian: "Bandage me in silk and I shall ride again!" Dick, now with bandages: "Ok, we have to clean it first" Damian: "whats that" dick: "hydrogen proxide it'll disinfect it"

damian: "dose it hurt"

dick: "no it won't hurt" damian: "promise?" dick: "okay a little" *dose the thingy* damian: *intensified screams* dick: "sorry i have to do this-" damian: "THE HORNETS OF HADES HATH DESCENDED UPON ME" Dick: "i had to dami"

damian: "i have smelted iron with titan's touch, and forged swords with chimeras flames!"

dick: "oh god" damian: "but never felt the basilik's sting like this!"

dick: "stings a little bit but it's not that bad" damian: "lay two tokens on my eyes for the ferrymen"

dick: "damian-"

damian: "im fading to elysium..i see pennyworth"

dick: "you just had to bring up alfred"

damian: "HE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL" Dick: "damian your being a little too dramatic."

Damian: "I.AM.THE DRAMA."

Dick: "do you want superman bandaid or batman bandaid" damian: "batman bandaid please."

Babs: Depends on why you want to punch the kid- Looks at Damian Babs: What did little demon junior do this time

Steph, looking at Damian: Babs, would it be wrong to punch a child?

Damian IS the best robin and deserves all love and attention, yall gotta learn that being a child prodigy assassin is HARSH 😔😔😔🙏🙏

Damian Wayne is the best Robin. Fight with the wall.

Jason: there is NOTHING I can’t do-

Tim: Kill the joker

Jason: YOURE A PIECE OF SHIT

tim: JUST SAY YOU CANT DO IT

Jason: I WONT

tim: You won’t say you can’t do it?!

*jason pulls out gun*

Jason: FUCK YOU TIM

Tim: FUCK YOU

*fight ensues w Jason throwing his gun in the floor and throwing hands w tim*

Tim: "Statistically speaking, your 2-step plan won't work like my carefully planned 45 ste-"

Jason: "Statistically speaking, you're a dumbass."

Jason: "I'm sorry I'm late. I was busy with something." Tim: *from the hallway* "HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE DAMN STAIRS." x

i just sniffed something.. AMAZING ART??!?!?!??!

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