Jason: There Is NOTHING I Can’t Do-

In the many rare days of Jason visiting the manor, he pops in and out. One time Duke wanted to go get an errand, so Jason offered to lend a ride.. After errand, Jason goes "Hey kid how bout I teach you how to drive?" Duke: I'm underage man that didn't help, so duke was driving either way, back to the manor a cop pulls up Duke: Oh! Cops! switch. switch. jason: why are you panicking? Duke: Gotham cop sees a black dude driving a white dude's car without no license? I'm gonna be a hashtag by sundown he gets out his phone and leaves it out Jason: The hell you are doing? Duke: I'm not reaching in my pocket in front of a cop, thats the leading cause of death amongst African-american men the cop gets out, duke sees its a black cop from the window Duke: Hold up, wait- Yes! its a black cop jason: Its an emotional roller coaster with you Cop shows up, saying "You've been circling this parking lot for almost an hour, can i see your license?" duke: listen here bruh, i aint got that right now. You know how it is man cop: i aint even trippin' man Jason: Look officer i'm just teaching the kid how to drive cop: then im gonna need to see your license and registiration jason gives his license cop: your license expired 4 months ago jason: ..i'll make a call and get it renewed cop: No your over the age of 20 so you have to go to the DMV and take a driving test he says as he is writing a ticket Jason: what?? cop: and im confiscating your license jason: what?! cop: and im giving you this ticket jason: 250$ dollars?! cop: if you prefer i can impound your car duke: hey let him take the car man its cheaper than the ticket

Bruce: "I work alone." Jason: "'I WoRk AlOnE' My ass."

Babs: Depends on why you want to punch the kid- Looks at Damian Babs: What did little demon junior do this time

Steph, looking at Damian: Babs, would it be wrong to punch a child?

scooter accident

Damian, has a bruised knee goes to Dick for "assistance": "Grayson, I have faallen off my scooter and require assistance" Dick: "Dami look at your knee it's bleeding"

Damian: "The pavement was the victim, I am the victor" Dick: "That's a pretty bad boo boo, just wait right here let me go get something okay"

Damian: "Bandage me in silk and I shall ride again!" Dick, now with bandages: "Ok, we have to clean it first" Damian: "whats that" dick: "hydrogen proxide it'll disinfect it"

damian: "dose it hurt"

dick: "no it won't hurt" damian: "promise?" dick: "okay a little" *dose the thingy* damian: *intensified screams* dick: "sorry i have to do this-" damian: "THE HORNETS OF HADES HATH DESCENDED UPON ME" Dick: "i had to dami"

damian: "i have smelted iron with titan's touch, and forged swords with chimeras flames!"

dick: "oh god" damian: "but never felt the basilik's sting like this!"

dick: "stings a little bit but it's not that bad" damian: "lay two tokens on my eyes for the ferrymen"

dick: "damian-"

damian: "im fading to elysium..i see pennyworth"

dick: "you just had to bring up alfred"

damian: "HE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL" Dick: "damian your being a little too dramatic."

Damian: "I.AM.THE DRAMA."

Dick: "do you want superman bandaid or batman bandaid" damian: "batman bandaid please."

Tim: "Statistically speaking, your 2-step plan won't work like my carefully planned 45 ste-"

Jason: "Statistically speaking, you're a dumbass."

Damian and Tim's relationship in a nutshell

Dinner Damian: "Drake, do you want me to Jump across this table? Because I don't have all day for this okay?!"

Tim: "You feelin' froggy? Leap" *Tim stands up waiting for him to actually do it* *Damian is on his last nerve* Damian: "Okay! well here I come"

*fights with Tim*

Jason: "My money is on Damian" Duke: "I'll bet on Tim"

Later Dick: "Stop it!" *enthusiasm noises* Dick: "Love each other!"

*sees them not cooperating* *pushes them together for a hug*

*backfires*

2 hours later Tim, grudgingly hugging Damian because Dick is present: "I'm sorry for being a dick."

Damian, forcibly hugging him and totally not clutching his back with his nails graving his back: "sorry for beating the shit out of you."

Gordon: "I hate to break it to you but I think your wards/team is dumb." Batman: "Dumb kids?" *Batkids doing random shit on another rooftop+choas* Batman: "Wait- Those are my dumb kids!"

i just sniffed something.. AMAZING ART??!?!?!??!

raven and starfire

Damian and Jon having a lemonade stand

Tim: "I'll take a lemonade"

Jon: "One lemonade coming right-"

Tim: "No baby, I'm not done"

Tim: "I want 2 cubes of sugar and stir it twice after each cube, use a long spoon not a table spoon I can tell the difference, so don't try me. Water should be at 55.7 degrees and I'll take a splash of mint with a lemon wedge on the side. Thank youuu"

Damian: *just pours him lemonade*

Damian: "That will be 1 dollar and 50 cents"

Tim: "This ain't what I ordered."

Jon: "We know but like it's a lemonade stand not a-"

Damian: "All you can eat buffet?"

Jon: "No that's food"

Damian: "They got drinks too"

Tim: "Look the customers always right, and I'm not paying for this"

Damian: "Ughh-"

jon starts singing

Jon: "Fresh lemonade..freshly squeeze.."

Damian: "Jon-"

Jon: "Pour- it in a cup"

Damian: "Jon stop."

Jon: "Can't get enoughh.."

Riddler: “Riddle me th-“

Batman: “china 1782”

Riddler: “I didn’t even start the riddle! How do yo-“

Batman: “im Batman”