When You Make Something As A Joke/to Call Out Other People And People Still Go “omg He’s So Hot.”

the Board of Wisedom

Barb’s been shipping Mavin for so long

A MAVIN CLASSIC

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Welcome to a weird fucking place

HELLO. My name’s Erika, I made this out of boredness.

Imagine your otp

Person A: "Why are you so awkward and mean to me?!

Person B: "Because no one ever taught me how to act around perfection."

Person A: "What?"

Person B: "What?"

Quotes from UNO: The movie

“There is no happiness. There is no joy.”

“Just fuckin do it.”

“What does it matter?”

“I haven’t seen my wife in two weeks.”

“STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!! STOP!!!”

“Ah, you slut!”

“You’ve got to be shitting the fuck out of me.”

“Kill me.”

Jeremy calls his wife to tell her he’s locked in a two and a half hour game of Uno- “I’ll be home when I can be home.”

“The game is braking down.”

“You fucking whore.”

“YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS.” “THANK YOU.” -door slams-

“It’s the Uno credit song! It was Geoff’s idea!”

It’s not easy being Gold. Always a smile, sharp and glittering. Always an attitude, bright and cocky. Always charming, sexy, beautiful, but never calm, soft.

It’s too much. He’s breaking down.

Take a break, they say. If it’s not fun anymore, that defeats the purpose.

Because he knows it’s all a game. It’s a game where their lives are risked, but that makes it all the more fun. He’s not gonna take a break.

Try a different angle, they suggest. A different mask, a different brand.

Rose Gold.

Softer, gentler, calmer. It’s a change the city is not expecting. It’s a change his clients are not expecting.

It’s a change his enemies are not expecting.

They target the boy who was golden, now tinged with pink. They look at his new weaknesses and try to exploit them.

They don’t realize he’s twice as dangerous. Because he’s comfortable again. He’s back to playing his game.

And metal has sharp edges, but roses also have thorns.

First in the AU Boy aesthetic series. Inspired by a post from @cutehaywood

Didn’t know you were doing this right now actually!

Chanyeol: Okay, guys, how do I ask Baekhyun out?

Jongin: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.

Chanyeol: OH MY GOD!

Minseok: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car.

Chanyeol: STOP IT!

Luhan: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

Chanyeol: GUYS!

Michael Jones calling Gavin “baby” in the Outlast 2 Play Pals Reblog if u agree