Au Where Naruto Reads Jiraiya's Will And Realizes He's Only Getting 30% Of Jiraiya's Icha Icha Money

Slytherin won but Sirius would never let it pass the opportunity to embarrass and be proud of his little brother

AND SINCE JK ROWLING TURNED OUT A BITCH SHE CAN EAT MY ASS!!! I’m ignoring any canon content & that involves Sirius and Regulus were close good bros

i was reading through all the asks of reg surviving the cave and like y'know there's a bunch of fics where he and sirius meet up and they try to get horcruxes safely or whatever but I'm just imagining regulus keeps on doing the most wild stunts and lighting things on fire and going wild and everyone keeps thinking he keeps dying but somehow he's never dead and no one knows what's happening because I saw him die but I also just saw him on the news setting fire to the church of england and i also got a call that the malfoy estate was burned down moony what's happening help

regulus: you should have killed me when you had the chance.

i tend to picture reg as like, just noticeably shorter than sirius (like two inches?) but this raised a picture in my mind: after the cave episode, he starts wearing boots with huge soles, not necessarily visibly heeled, but that still make him significantly taller 😔👌

😭😭 he finds charms to help him out

be the spooky wizard drinking pure unicorn blood you wish to see in the woods

dog dad and pups

Two years ago, I asked people what they would call a group of Boggarts from the Harry Potter series. Two years later, here are all the answers I got!

Original post (responses in notes): lullabyknell.tumblr.com/post/155484191443/

Posted with commentary: lullabyknellficlets.tumblr.com/post/181959823589/

An Ambush of Boggarts

A Boggie of Boggarts

A Boggle of Boggarts

A Bother of Boggarts

A Braggart of Boggarts

A Cackle of Boggarts

A Circus of Boggarts

A Comedy of Boggarts

A Creep of Boggarts

A Depression of Boggarts

A Dread of Boggarts

A Farce of Boggarts

A Fear of Boggarts

A Fright of Boggarts

A Gaggle of Boggarts

A Giggle of Boggarts

A Grimace of Boggarts

A Haze of Boggarts

An Insane Clown Posse of Boggarts

A Masquerade of Boggarts

A Mischief of Boggarts

A Nightmare of Boggarts

A Joke of Boggarts

A Rattle of Boggarts

A Redonkulous of Boggarts

A Scare of Boggarts

A Scream of Boggarts

A Screech of Boggarts

A Shudder of Boggarts

A Smog of Boggarts

A Tangle of Boggarts

A Terror of Boggarts

A Trepidation of Boggarts

A Trick of Boggarts

A Wardrobe of Boggarts

Thanks for playing!

Everyone’s mysterious discussion of the Mauraders(3rd book)

Is extremely confusing. Lupin and Snape, in particular, make comments that don’t really make sense, but Jkr seems to have been trying to make their comments as mysterious as possible.

Now, I don’t really remember reading this book for the first time. I read it a very long time ago, if I had to guess after the fourth or fifth book had come out. I don’t think I knew what was happening, but I can’t say for sure. I can only speak in hindsight about the words that are spoken leading up to the reveal of the Mauraders.

Lupin says “Snape’s Grudge”, “these mapmakers would have wanted to lure you out of school. They’d think it extremely entertaining.”

Now, we know the Mauraders had a vicious trick streak and could be very mean with their pranks and jokes. Granted, we only see the worst of it focused on Snape, but I find it difficult to believe anyone could only be that cruel to one person. Maybe Snape got the brunt of it and was a specific target, but I get the idea that the Mauraders didnt often think about the consequences of their actions.

So it is possible Lupin simply thinks that the idea of a boy who was not supposed to go outside the castle doing so would be fun for them, because they simply just liked causing trouble. But the way its phrased, “lure”, makes me feel this doesn’t quite fit the bill. Before I go on to my next theory, I will say that Sirius luring Snape through the willow may be fresh on Lupin’s mind, so perhaps that’s where his choice of words came from.

However, even that I think lends to a different theory, that the strangeness of this comment comes more from Lupin thinking *Sirius* would like to lure Harry straight to him and think it very funny that Harry walked to his own death.

This actually makes a lot of sense on all stages. Lupin wouldn’t want to say only one Maurader would find it amusing, that is more telling than Lupin was trying to be. But he also would use the word lure specifically because of its menacing connotations.

It never actually gets directly explained though, which I think delves into this larger narrative of vague mentions of James and Sirius being terrors and mean without any real evidence that they were anything but. Which maybe they weren’t but they are examples of characters I feel I need a little more of, besides often vague statements about them.

i think reg would be the type of guy to refer to his friends as his girlfriends/wives/harem, but only his guy friends

"yeah, this is my wife, barty"

HAHAHA YES

“The next time I catch you Regulus, I’ll drag you to Azkaban and hand you in myself.”

Five [MASTERPOST]

A Kakashi-centric Naruto fan comic centering around the events that occurred when Kakashi was five years old, from his early graduation to his father’s suicide.

Please note that this is a story about a child soldier living in a world where being raised for war is commonplace, so there is a global content warning for this sort of child abuse, gore/violence, and death.

(1),(2),(3),(4),(5),(6),(7) (8),(9),(10)

(11),(12),(13),(14),(15),(16),(17),

(18),(19),(20) (21),(22),(23),(24),

(25),(26),(27),(28),(29),(30),(31),

(32),(33),(34),(35),(36),(37),(37.5)

(38),(39),(40),(41),(42),(43),(44)

(45),(46),(47),(48),(49),(50),(51),

(52),(53),(54),(54.5)(54.9),(55),(56),

(57),(58),(59),(60),(61),(62),(63),(64)

(65),(66),(67),(…)

Also available to read on AO3.