Had an absolutely INSANE void state experience last night.
So basically I was in bed and was affirming stuff like “I am void” and “I am pure consciousness” and then I get this idea that I should talk directly to the universe. So I ask the universe to give me a sign if it is listening to me and I shit you not that I suddenly feel like I’m floating and raising out of my bed.
So then I ask the universe to take my hand and guide me out of my body, and my hand just starts to move outwards completely on its own?? Like I had no control over it at all. Then I feel like my soul is being sucked out of my body and if floating away from me.
I was so massively freaked out that I completely lost focus and ended up putting my hand down by myself, but oh my days it was the weirdest experience I’ve ever had.
I’m obviously going to try again tonight because in all the time I’ve been attempting this I’ve never had such visceral results. Has anyone else experienced something like this??
derek hale has been glad his family home burnt down exactly Once in his life and it was when stiles stilinski walked past a spot on the wall where a photo of derek with frosted tips wearing Two puka shell necklaces used to sit. thinks to himself "thank god everything's ashes now he would've bullied me until i was forced to fake my own death"
~*tension*~
the witcher 1x04: of banquets, bastards, and burials
[image description: two sequential digital paintings; in the first painting, jaskier kneels near a window at the foot of a bathtub with a soft, open gaze. in the second painting, geralt sits in the tub with his arms propped up on the rim and stares back with a guarded expression.]
travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.
I'm with the " Thomas and Martha were actually weird as fuck before they died" crowd. I like to imagine vigilantism is just an old Wayne family tradition.
Martha Kane, serial sugar baby, casually stalks and kidnaps creepy men, abusers, and predators, only came at the Wayne Gala for a new sugar daddy after bankrupting Carmine Falcone:
Thomas Wayne, rich ass doctor with flexible morals, deep as fuck basement, and access to a RIDICULOUS amount of sedatives:
gotham is exactly the right amounts of wet and socioeconomically unstable to have spawned an INSANE grunge scene you just know their local shit is like the sonic equivalent of getting hit over the head with a car battery
MORE MORE BATFAM TWITTER!!!!
< check out the ao3 if you’re interested wink wink cough tear >
AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty
Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like “oh we’re so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn’t even use your father’s extensive resources that could’ve easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren’t we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession–”
Luke: dad please love me. please take care of my mum and stop neglecting me because i’m a child and i need a functioning parent to look after me. i need someone there and—
Hermes: a-a-after the war i went back to new york
will: i don’t need anyone i’m happy with my dogs
will after seeing hannibal when he walks into jack’s office:
Geralt getting whacked with a truth spell but instead of Jaskier hearing a confession of love and an outpour of hidden emotions he gets days of a manic Geralt rambling like Brian David Gilbert revealing the most off-kilter unexpected secrets ever, turning his whole worldview upside down with revelations like
In light of the new Gotham Knights gameplay trailer here’s a compilation of my favorite Jason Todd reveal tweets
Honorable mentions + Dick Grayson and Tim Drake
Bruce, freshly showered and in comfy pajamas, settles down at the kitchen island with a contented sigh. It’s been a long patrol—Clark had tried to intervene in a Riddler scheme and had crashed into the side of a water tower—and Bruce is ready to relax with one of his favorite treats. Smiling, he sets the Cadbury Creme Egg on his porcelain dish and sets to carefully unwrapping the foil. After carefully repositioning it several times, he readies his knife and fork to dig in to his prize.
Jason, hiding on top of the fridge: Hmm. Bruce is enjoying himself.
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everything klaus does is so intricately and vitally intertwined with every single major plot point in the show and yet he is always on some bizarre side quest. simultaneously the most and least plot involved character.
Alpha brain: Aphrodite should be played by multiple different actresses to showcase how diverse beauty can be.
Sigma brain: Aphrodite should be played by the wives, daughters and mothers of the camera operators, so it is accurate to their perspective of beauty.
All children of Apollo have type O blood so they can donate to everyone