Edgar Allen Poe: There’s a body under the floorboards, it’s heart beats to the sound of your guilt.
Everyone else: umm...
Edgar Allen Poe: The raven knows your name, it knocks on your window, quoting forevermore.
Everyone else: You okay, bro?
gay ppl be like yea these are my comfort characters *literal ray of sunshine*, *murderer*, *war criminal*, *six feet under*
I’m sorry, I zoned out, if you could repeat literally everything you just said that’d be great
*ADHD brain zoning out again immediately*
Straight men hate the idea of gay men hitting on them because they’re afraid of being treated the same way they treat women
Credit to ArtSpear Entertainment
I’ve never related to a post more
I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology
My brain, having a meltdown like a toddler: everything is bad and awful and I absolutely refuse to function in these working conditions *dumps a shitload of adrenaline into the nervous system*
Me, sighing heavily and holding up lorazepam: would ya do it for a Scooby snack?
Good luck trying to find a gold bar in this dumpster fire of a blog
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