Paradoxf0x - Here Lies My Brain Vomit

Time to go dig up another grave! You know, for science...

Step 3: Repeat

Hypotheses

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In english,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” - A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

*Classical music intensifies*

I was not expecting quite so many people to reblog this with a shout out to their own personal brand of anti-anxiety medication, but I guess its nice to know a lot of us are just out here tricking our brains into doing basic tasks, cartoon character high-jink style

My brain, having a meltdown like a toddler: everything is bad and awful and I absolutely refuse to function in these working conditions *dumps a shitload of adrenaline into the nervous system*

Me, sighing heavily and holding up lorazepam: would ya do it for a Scooby snack?

It is our duty as feminists to protect and respect women in Hijabs

The younger generations aren’t here to mess around

I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

Panic! At the Disco has some words for you

Hey. Things are going to get better.

I just need you all to see this picture of actual notes I found in my homework folder from a project I did in college last year

Five minutes of petting my service dog goes to anyone who can tell me what subject this was even for