Favourite Songs Too Short? Turn Your Favourite Song Into A 2-hour Album With Just One Simple Trick! Passengers

Straight men hate the idea of gay men hitting on them because they’re afraid of being treated the same way they treat women

I get this ALL the time

seriously you guys, make up your mind

neurotypicals: why are you so weird? you’re really weird

me: I’m autistic

neurotypicals: but then why are you so normal? you’re really normal

Credit to ArtSpear Entertainment

Every day when I drive back from my college campus I see this sign that says “Bike Stripers” and every day I get super excited about the idea of seeing hot girls stripping on motercycles before I realize it’s an auto shop. Every day. My brain forgets every day that it’s an advertisement for the auto shop. Apparently I’ve got a thing for hot girls on motercycles. And apparently it causes my brain to short-circuit for a couple seconds.

(Credit to CollegeHumor for making this wonderful trailer)

An Enchanted Map

it shows you a map of an area of your choosing in any amount of detail but every time you use it the DM plays the map song from Dora first. it plays in-game too.

I was only at the Devil’s sacrament for the gossip I swear!

Musical chairs? I thought you said Magical chairs

Well, there’s no un-summoning the demon now so we might as well play

How long has your physical form been residing on earth?

i’m just a tourist

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

I was not expecting quite so many people to reblog this with a shout out to their own personal brand of anti-anxiety medication, but I guess its nice to know a lot of us are just out here tricking our brains into doing basic tasks, cartoon character high-jink style

My brain, having a meltdown like a toddler: everything is bad and awful and I absolutely refuse to function in these working conditions *dumps a shitload of adrenaline into the nervous system*

Me, sighing heavily and holding up lorazepam: would ya do it for a Scooby snack?