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Latest Posts by pinyatapix - Page 5
flirting vs harassment
felt that the stimboard wasn't stimmy enough. here's more
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mylo arcane
I think Mr. Birchum and Goodbye Volcano High are like basically the polar opposites of each other in terms of the ironic fandom reception they somehow developed
One was a pretty mid thing made by conservatives that was reclaimed by queer leftists, the other was a rather okay thing made by leftists that was reclaimed by right-wing 4channers
One group retold the original story into a tale about the conservative man protagonist who's so deep in the closet he doesn't even realize he's even there to begin with, it's only through falling in love with the most obnoxious gay man alive that he can finally realize that he's bisexual and be happy again
The other group retold the original story into a tale about the non-binary pterodactyl protagonist ending up detransitioning back into a girl by ditching their toxic friends with the help of the self-insert male protag who they/she fell in love with, so they/she can finally be happy again (ew)
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My short time on Art Fight was pretty damn pleasant and drama-free, all the people i drew for had kind things to say and i got plenty of revenges in return to boot, even though people had said this was the most drama-filled the website had been in a while (annoying tiktok kids were mostly to blame). but i still had at least one “wtf” moment on the site.
Found some guy’s OC from pressing the random character button, thought it was genuinely sooooo fucking cool and creative and unique so i really really wanted to draw it, but then i checked the artist’s profile and—
?????!!!?}? this was in his profile??!!?
in the end I never drew the guy’s OC because i was really scared i was gonna be drawing shit for a zionist 😭😭😭 like it’s one thing if you’re just stuck in the shitty ass country and you still absolutely loath the horrible horrible things they’re doing to palestinians but nonono, he displayed this so proudly on his profile during a fucking genocide no less that he probably did NOT have the best intentions to heart. Also i have nothing to go on other than this cuz he never updated his socials in years other than his artfight so ?????
bruhhh
finding a blazed post on your dash before it suddenly disappears 2 seconds later is like seeing a ghost vanish
kinda feel like i wanna travel back in time and shoot the guy who invented the term “rule 34” before he even created it
homestuck runner
hate seeing artists be like "hey check out my REAL HUMAN ART that was NOT MADE by an AI!!! Look at how much more TALENT and EFFORT and SOUL I put into my work than these SOULLESS machines!!!!!" or whatever, like bro AI art sucks balls for its unoriginality and being ripe for capitalistic abuse but seeeeeriously you don't need to glaze yourself for the basic bare minimum any okay artist's capable of like cmoooooonnnnn uuuggghh
"i kinda like watching the farms more than the actual show"
"that is your illness talking" "yeah i have many illnesses"
upon looking into the blog of the asker I realized they were a pro-lifer. i immediately proceeded to block them before posting this. this is probably an experiment to see if ask messages will still be sent to blocked recipients lol. anyways
ur pfp looks like an evanescence albumn
hdhshhdhdh omigod
It’s actually a picture of Aiba (humanoid form) from the crazy hit detective video game AI: The Somnium Files, but a random glitch in the game made her bald lol
Im probably gonna replace it with my own art once i finally get the design of my damn internetsona down. anyways it’s still funny
ur pfp looks like an evanescence albumn
hdhshhdhdh omigod
It’s actually a picture of Aiba (humanoid form) from the crazy hit detective video game AI: The Somnium Files, but a random glitch in the game made her bald lol
Im probably gonna replace it with my own art once i finally get the design of my damn internetsona down. anyways it’s still funny
everytime i get these types of videos in my recommendations it makes me want to puke in my mouth a lil
bro i do not know this person. arranged marriage ass post
pinyatapix and @economicinflationkink? a match made in heaven
entries found in the Based Baby Names book
I’ll name my first child #lesbian, my second child @charseraph, and my third child Jim.
i never played Concord nor had interest in it but i felt an insatiable drive to redesign all of its characters before the game shut down ever since i saw how absolutely dripless they were
anyways here’s my scuffed ass sketches of the gang. i was originally going to finish these all before the game’s shutdown but i was so stuck on Teo that it took 6 extra days rip me. also i cant draw guns. these are all first drafts so expect them to change a bit if i feel like drawing em again
more info on these designs below (warning i yap a lot)
Itzi (i am not calling her “It-Z” cuz it reads rly weird and i can imagine someone bri’ish calling her “It-Zed” it’s so dumb): Wanted to make her more of a goofy lil gremlin creature, like some combo between a jerboa chameleon and raptor, to make her more appealing and interesting, imagine being shot to death by this silly little scamp. Everyone loves Ivy Deadlock for her gremlin charm so maybe they’d love Itzi too if she had that as well. Her chest has a hole in it containing the weird ball she throws to teleport and shit, because a Concord critique by TBSkyen said that a character’s powers should appear on their physical design or whatever, also to show that she got mutated in a freaky space storm
Bazz: nothing about her reads as “agile deadly knife-throwing assassin”, especially with that annoying puffy bright red coat, she looks completely stupid running around doing backflips with that thing on! So i made it a more sharper mysterious black coat she wears like a cape to give her that sense of shadowy agility like a phantom thief, which she keeps all her carbon steel knives all neatly stored in. Gave her a slight diamond motif on the coat and the glasses because it felt elegant and sharp. Thought her hairstyle kinda fucked hard so i kept it but made it a bit more pointier and added a little stylish side swoop.
Lennox: i actually love this guy’s voice acting and the slightly manic goofy personality it had but his design did NOT fit the voice, so fuck it im making him even more of a lizard man than they were trying to do. His self-healing ability is him shedding a bit of skin after it took damage, and his “splodey knife” is probably a back scale spine he yoinks out of his back that can explode because it’s a biological property of his species for some reason. I do not know what clothes to give him
Lark: Discarded all semblance of a humanoid silhouette to make them even more of a weird mushroomy alien. I don’t really have much to say but i can easily see them slithering around like an octopus on land but faster. Their gun would look way more like some organic fungal creation
Haymar: not much changes here but i wanted to make her more mystic and “wizardy”. The “fireballs” she uses as her main ammo are now a floating bead necklace rotating around her neck (kinda like that zen robot from overwatch) and her clothes now have more of a slight flame motif, along with more of a mystic vibe. Got rid of those ugly ass mustard sneakers too of course
Daw: gave him more turtle motifs to match his “turtle-esque” gameplay style by giving him a protective hoodie and turning his “healing pad” pack into a bulky turtleshell backpack (he’s also wearing a turtleneck sweater shirt underneath the coat lol). His coat is somewhat translucent like shiny plastic cuz i thought it would look neat, tried to ditch the goofy-ass jumpsuit thing he had by giving him a belt to separate shirt and pants. Not too sure if i made him appear enough as a medic as that’s his main thing, the coat and gloves could probably help but idk, but i adjusted his personality presentation to be more easygoing and warmhearted with the closed-eyes so maybe that could give a healer energy.
Duchess: old ladies who know how to kick ass are rly cool. her whole thing’s making walls and constructs out of this golden gooey energy but nothing in her design tells you about that, so i decided to give her a cape/cloak made of that same golden essence so that it’s more apparent on what she can use it for, it also makes her appear more like royalty which was prolly what they were going for. Kept the haircut cuz that beehive thing was very goofy but it fits the vibe of everything else
Roka: she looked like a blowup sexdoll version of Master Chief which is… very cursed, and it tells nothing about her being able to fly around and stomp on people, so i made her bug themed! She’s like a cross between a wasp and dragonfly, the bulletproof wings are rocket-powered and can fully rotate the other direction to give her a forward boost of momentum to stomp people with her slightly more exaggerated boots, they also neatly fold away when she’s not flying. She’s rockin’ that tokusatsu hero look, it gives her a lot more energy to her personality.
Daveers: hated drawing them and i feel unsatisfied but i do like what ideas i had for them. Gave them more of a “sketchy mad scientist” vibe and personality with a shit-eating grin and all that, also tried to give them a “test tube contraption” thing going on by having their helmet be entirely glass and there being tubes and bottles all over their baggy jumpsuit full of poisons and chemicals. Gave them a spray-can backpack that stores all their toxic sludge tho im not too sure if it fits the rest of them or not… whatever. Tried giving them a chemical burn mark on one half of their face but it’s blending in with the hair rip
Jabali: he’s a healer whose powers come from “his own pulse”, but the weird pacemaker thing on his heart is the only way of knowing that so i made him waaaayyy more heart themed! His cool-ass hat’s got a blood cell design on it, his coat’s got a vein pattern, his shoulder pads look like aortas and arteries, i think his dreadlock ponytail could also match the aorta look. I seriously felt that vibe of the cool badass black guy with the glasses and coat and wide tippable hat needed to be enhanced even more, he had all the ingredients to be one stylish mfer but they weren’t mixed in properly, depressing.
Vale: i was racking my head on what to do with her because the only thing going on with her was “sniper” and “bionic legs”, but i decided to make her a “scrapper” like what they called Emari in that one short by turning that “burlap sack hobo” look she originally had into more of a defining feature as something recycled from a bunch of scrap she collected. Turned her “how do you do fellow kids” backwards hat into a slick bandana that has her sniper goggles attached to it, made her braids/dreadlocks into a cool ponytail befitting of a sniper though i wished i decorated them with more stuff other than the power plugs at some of their tips, like nuts and bolts acting as hair beads. Her bionic legs are also more heavily emphasized here, she’s like 70% leg like Byakuya Togami Danganronpa and that makes her a bit more taller than most, i can see her running around with them rly fast also they have large springs in them for extra jump (also they matched those spring like curly tips in her og hairstyle)
Emari: tried to make her bulky armor even more like it’s made of scrap like the “scrapper” she is, tho since i kinda suck at mechanical greebling she looks very cluttered and hard to read. I tried putting cute little stickers and graffiti on her armor to give her more of a fun-loving vibe despite her imposing build, felt like she’d decorate her armor for fun. Gave her helmet a visor to give her some cool toughness and added lil things on it reminiscent of bear ears cuz her silhouette needed a lil something. Problem i have with drawing her is that her silhouette ended up looking too similar to 1-0FF’s redesign, it really needs some fixing cuz it’s pretty damn rough.
Kyps: she could’ve served so much cunt but she didn’t, so i needed to change that. To match her invisibility powers as a spy i themed her off of chameleons and mirrors — i un-balded her for improved silhouette by giving her a hairstyle similar to a chameleon tail (tho it also looks like a glass Prince Rupert’s drop and mirrors are also glass), gave her “earrings” similar to mirror handles, made her coat a lot longer and have it slightly reminiscent of fractured or cut glass, give it a coattail like a chameleon tail, and tried giving faint patterns on the clothes and especially the tied that gives a sort of “shimmery” kinda vibe??? She’s reminding me a lot of Inteleon right now
1-0FF: actually my favorite out of the redesigns, he was so tricky to do but i think i got him pretty right. Wanted him to appear even more of a friendly recycling bot toughened up by constant battle, replaced that menacing eye of his with a friendly smile on a screen (that i took from an app icon from my ipad out of laziness lol) and gave him little symbols of recycling like little sprout iconography and a recycling symbol heart, though as contrast to all that i gave him scars and battle damage so you know he kicks ass. Still wanted to keep the trashcan look so his head kinda resembles those trashcans with the spinny rotating lids, tried my best to make the rest of the body also trashcanny. Turned that vacuum gun of his into a megaman-type arm gun because why did they make it a separate component that’s so stupid.
Starchild: turned him from a rip-off Guardians of the Galaxy character into something more like a rock monster guy since his main ability's called Diamond Skin and it does.... guess what. I put crystals on different parts of his body and I thought about the "hair" on his body being made of those weird fuzzy kinds of crystals (realized it was a missed opportunity to give him chest hair rip). Wanted to make his name "Star Child" a lot more literal by inspiring him off of a shooting star, which is why I gave him that plume of smoke for hair. Since he's a (former) proud tribal warrior guy I wanted his design to lean more heavily into that by giving him tattoos that are like geometric stone carvings??? and giving him clothes and jewelry that give a sort of non-existent tribal culture vibe, his clothes also have a sort of bismuth pattern to them.
Teo: okay this fucker was the reason why I did not finish this. His design was so unimaginably boring that it was very difficult to come up with a "twist" for him while still having him be the standard shooty guy. Days later I immediately thought "Space Dandy" and decided to make him be way more flamboyant with a pompadour as his main feature, befitting of the "goofy space adventure" vibe this game tried and failed to capture. In my head his backstory was that he was raised from birth to be a regular ass disposable space soldier, leaving the army much much later to pursue a quest for self-identity... the identity he chose for himself being that of an over-the-top galactic popstar. I imagine his "Smoke Bomb" ability being glittering colorful smoke instead, like a popstar entering the stage out of artificial smoke clouds.
okay I'm tired. i am cooler than playstation. goodbye
Felt an instant wave of dread hit me today when I discovered a Webtoon Canvas comic I randomly read a year or two ago had suddenly rebooted itself into a Webtoon Original
I think there should be a version of Pokémon Clover where instead of 4chan humor it's Tumblr humor, it could be a fun idea
>video is titled “How I Made a Vtuber Design That Stands Out”
>creates the most boring-ass basic bland cliché easily-forgettable milquetoast Most Common Denominator lab-grown manufactured Nekopara-reject catgirl maid waifu in existence
i am so honored
They emulate the cartoonish charm of a trio very well for live action casting. This shot is really so iconic even though it lasts seconds.
pissed myself in the carwash today
soap sprayers spit out a soap photo of the devil on my windshield and i panicked. stepped on the gas but forgot i was in neutral and the engine roared like an angry evil man. jumped out of my skin so hard i laid my titties on the horn and immediately soaked my levis from gooch to ass.
my awful grandson zachary recorded it on his tiktok and now i can't get him to delete it. may have to confiscate his vape as a bargaining chip but the kid won't set the damn thing down
janice xx
think the reason why a lot of AI art discourse feels kinda... stupid? strange? outrageous??? to me is cuz a lot of people are viewing the whole thing under the same drama-y lens as say, tracing or art theft.
idk where to take this topic from here maybe someone will add on to it but you get what I mean.
this was how that post sounded in my head
it feels kinda cursed seeing some random indie/animation meme YouTubers I've casually enjoyed watching and who I've never seen having an interest in gacha games just,,, suddenly drop these fully-finished animations promoting Zenless Zone Zero out of the blue
It feels so out of place with the rest of their stuff, it's like,,,, they've been possessed by an evil gacha game spirit,,, hhhhhhhhgggsgs,,,,
even if Mihoyo prolly paid these guys pretty well for making these animations it still feels really fucking disingenuous like. have you SEEN the discussion of Mihoyo as a company on twitter now it's gotten rly big like seriously you're supposed to be boycotting these guys to the ground rn for fucks sake
it feels kinda cursed seeing some random indie/animation meme YouTubers I've casually enjoyed watching and who I've never seen having an interest in gacha games just,,, suddenly drop these fully-finished animations promoting Zenless Zone Zero out of the blue
It feels so out of place with the rest of their stuff, it's like,,,, they've been possessed by an evil gacha game spirit,,, hhhhhhhhgggsgs,,,,
...CrystalCalico?!
Cyan. Y??!!??
Pastel Flurry??? Fuckin. PASTEL FLURRY??!!!???
c-c-CYBeR???!!!!!!!??????
C-C-C-CAMOOH TOO??!!!!!!!???????!!!!???
GET OUT GET OUT DON'T LOOK AT MIHOYO'S EYES LOOK AT MINE LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL GAZE NOT THE SOULESS PLASTIC CAMERA EYES OF A BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATE SPONSORING YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEE—
it feels kinda cursed seeing some random indie/animation meme YouTubers I've casually enjoyed watching and who I've never seen having an interest in gacha games just,,, suddenly drop these fully-finished animations promoting Zenless Zone Zero out of the blue
It feels so out of place with the rest of their stuff, it's like,,,, they've been possessed by an evil gacha game spirit,,, hhhhhhhhgggsgs,,,,