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PINYATA

an adultcasual artist, competitive yappernot a furryproshippers will be fed to my pet homunculus Throckmorton

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4 months ago

matching couple’s shirts that say “I am Kenough” and “I am going to Kend myself”


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4 months ago

legendary pornbot username pull

notification saying "sublime-nut-werewolf started following pinyatapix"

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4 months ago

in my eyes, “femboy” and “feminine man” are two entirely distinct species from one another that have evolved to serve very similar ecological niches


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4 months ago

i legit know nothing about him but i think this is the most based arknights character in existence

I Legit Know Nothing About Him But I Think This Is The Most Based Arknights Character In Existence

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4 months ago

Genshin Impact's elemental reaction system is a genuinely creative and unique take on making an "element" system in a video game that isn't a glorified rock-paper-scissors that's legit pretty damn fun to fiddle around with. Unfortunately it's in a fucking gacha game with way too many issues rotting it to its core and it's the only place i could ever find such a system and that pisses me off so muuuuuuch

Genshin Impact's Elemental Reaction System Is A Genuinely Creative And Unique Take On Making An "element"

i need some random indie game developer to steal this system and use it to make an actually fun and competent game with zero in-app purchases zero waifu bait zero FOMO and zero anti-indigenous racism. hhhhaaaarrghhhhhhhh this shit has limitless potential. imagine Genshin's element system combined with the machine building stuff of Tears of the Kingdom. imagine the crazy ass shit you could pull off with setting up an Overloaded reaction into a thingamajig you're making and it just explodes and launches the fucking thing several miles into the air sending some random enemy flinging and flying inside it. do you see how the ingenuity of indie developers is so important in this day and age? i need someone to salvage this gem from mihoyo's grasp


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4 months ago

i find it infinitely sad how when the kendrick-drake beef dropped twitter and youtube simply made epic memes and jokes about it meanwhile tumblr spiraled down into massive several post long arguments about the website’s deep-seated anti-blackness and racism


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4 months ago

i wonder if people back then got extremely sick and tired of the frutiger aero aesthetic and thought of it as “corporate and soulless” just like how we today think of the allegra aesthetic


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4 months ago

i haaate it when commentary youtubers censor the word “pedophiles” into “pdf files”, like????? bro srsly stop making me think that my unread pirated copy of Watership Down (1972) stored on my google drive is secretly sexting minors on discord 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


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4 months ago

proshipper, antishipper,,,,, these words mean nothing to me. the only thing i know is probiotic and antibiotic……… #vitamin #nutrience


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4 months ago

i hate it when i cant see a tumblr comment cuz i randomly blocked the user behind it months ago. like if i wanna see the comment i gotta figure out WHICH ONE of my 300+ users i blocked was the one who posted this and then unblock em. even if it's from some poopdick loser nobody that i originally had a petty reason for blocking i still deserve context over what the replies are chuckling about. couldn't a button you could click to view the blocked individual's comment temporarily like they probably have on twitter not suffice? very strange and stupid website

I Hate It When I Cant See A Tumblr Comment Cuz I Randomly Blocked The User Behind It Months Ago. Like

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4 months ago

now on dickelodeon

femboy and cum cum

4 months ago

femboy and cum cum

5 months ago

new pfp new me

New Pfp New Me

cat character from some latin american line of stickers and kids toys found in potato chip bags, which i ended up randomly discovering on pinterest. feels so mecore rip bald aiba pfp


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5 months ago

died from smokin a fat one

ace attorney character named Meryl Wana

5 months ago

ace attorney character named Meryl Wana

5 months ago

art tutorial alignment chart

(my honest opnion)

Art Tutorial Alignment Chart

personal alignment explanations below (warning looooooooong)

drawabox's got that lawful good aura to me. promising great improvement through a more rigid less flowy kinda drawing (boxes boxes boxes) yeah that's kinda lawful good ig. kinda resource for those who care for their drawings to look more accurate to perspective and proportion than just straight up wingin it dont have much to say about sinix. he's peak. he gets that neutral good label from me. morpho books by themselves would prooobably be lawful good (but less rigid more flowy) but i gave em the chaotic good label because that's the feel i get from the morpho fans themselves, who all preach about the greatness these books hold within their small thin compact travel sizes. it's partially because they're one of the very few books that actually teach about body fat (which is... kinda concerning if you really think about it. body fat is weirdly scarce among regular art tutorial books despite it having as much importance in the body as muscle and bone) and i put draw like a sir here because he himself has that chaotic good vibe. he teaches stuff (especially for beginners) REALLY well in a super easy to grasp manner and isn't afraid to be a bit humorous in his videos bob ross's pick is a lil weird, but lemme try to explain. his videos feel less like tutorials and more like... meditation i guess??? and i mean that's fine i guess. less for learning and more for unwinding by drawing along. we like a chill guy. i see less people on youtube use his videos to seriously learn and more people use his videos for extremely goofy art challenges lol. neutral in terms of educational value but lawful in terms of vibes ig lavendertowne is true neutral cuz i find her kiiiiinda mid. some of her videos are fine and there's a few interesting ones but most of them are kinda boring, there's better more interesting ones out there with similar subjects, especially on tutorials. bluebiscuit is also true neutral but a tier above lavendertowne. she's fine i dont hate her i guess her tutorials are nice for newbies and pretty accessible but still. there's videos with the same subjects as hers that i think are way better and more extensive ig true neutral (derogatory) and true neutral (affectionate) ethan becker, holy shit is this man chaotic neutral, both in personality and manner of teaching. he teaches some hyper-specific and potentially really useful skills for drawing anatomy and shape construction in a very simplified way (use the weirdly shaped triangle for everything) BUT the way he teaches it... god, he does it in the most drill-sergeant, nitpicky, push-you-down insults and spits on you kinda manner ever that it's actually kinda hard to actually retain the information you've learned in your brain even if you still remember how it went, somehow. i'd still recommend him but only if you enjoy being a masochist. there's prolly two kinda people who leave from an ethan becker tutorial: those who learn really fucking well from him, and those who felt so ashamed and insulted by him that their art progress and motivation just dropped by an entire year. megamegamikey... i mean, i havent watched his videos, but there's a good reason why i won't. i can just tell his tutorials are only for those who wish to draw anime girl tiddy gooner stuff, and not for learning actual serious anatomy (it's on the opposite side of the morpho books on the chart for a reason), and i dont wanna learn big bazoinga shit!!! if i wish to learn booba i will learn from the most accurate least sexy boingboing sourcessss!!!!!

Art Tutorial Alignment Chart

also if you post a video with that as the title and thumbnail there's at least one thing VERY wrong with you and i will not trust your opinions on children and women anyways kooleen is neutral evil. i don't need an introduction. when i compare myself to her i actually develop pride and confidence from it instead of shame and envy like most cases because like. i feel so SMUG being able to draw and come up with much more interesting ideas than her. i can conjure up twisted beasts and floating vistas of wandering giants and the horrors of the self and gay fish yaoi from my rich and vast mind palace. she can only conjure up basic-bitch kpop boys and girls from her vaguely racist eurocentric-beauty-standard worldview. I am BEYOND her. I am STRONGER than her. I am SMARTER and more CREATIVE than her. I am more CHARMING and FUNNY than her. I am OBJECTIVELY better than her in EVERY SINGLE WAAAYYYYYY (evil laugh)

and last but not least. i think those how to draw manga books are on the same level of "if i give this to you as a christmas present i really fucking hate you" as these things

Art Tutorial Alignment Chart

(only how to draw manga guy that's actually kinda good is mark crilley. he's not the best but he's an alright starting point. along with morpho he's also got the only tutorial books that actually teach about drawing fat people (though only for a few pages. it's still a very kind-hearted gesture, especially since anime casts tend to lean towards super skinny so i kinda saw that he wanted those who learned his wisdom to change that lol) whhheheheenrhbefdushid i loev art


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5 months ago

VERY funny phenomenon i can only get on tumblr. So there's always gonna be this brand spankin' new anime or manga that weebs all over youtube and twitter are gonna be GASSING the FUCK UP, calling it absolute peak, kino, a hidden gem, a masterpiece, and that's all i ever hear about it from these people. A while later i log onto tumblr, and i notice nobody here's talking about the show despite it being the only thing on other anime fans' minds on other sites rn. Tumblrfolk will talk about other anime like dungeonmeshi and sometimes chainsaw man all the time but nothing about that new show that's seemingly just as hyped up as those. Then i scroll around a bit, and find a bunch of instances of vagueposting all around this site going something like "uhh, this show has a lot of pro-colonialist fascist racist and possibly anti-semitic themes and messaging in its narrative... yikes" and i immediately understand why tumblr's not gassing up that show as much as other anime fans are

VERY Funny Phenomenon I Can Only Get On Tumblr. So There's Always Gonna Be This Brand Spankin' New Anime

(frieren plushie somewhat related)


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6 months ago

second fastest record time I ever blocked an artist was when I found out on a separate social of theirs that they were being a super buddy-buddy participant in Mx. Gl*tchedpuppet's Fun-time Groomer Cult

fastest record time I ever blocked an artist I followed was when they reblogged a post with the tag "I like the murderloli"


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6 months ago

fastest record time I ever blocked an artist I followed was when they reblogged a post with the tag "I like the murderloli"


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6 months ago

i do not mean to be a "party pooper" or whatev but like,,, so many people falling hook line and sinker for a company's hyper-cutesy distraction tactic that was definitely originally designed for people to put way less attention into the transmisogyny n shit plaguing the website. and it's happening again. why

even back in april the whole boops thing felt really fucking insidious to me. like whenever i saw the people on my dashboard eagerly celebrating the boops i started to feel a worse and worse pit in my stomach


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6 months ago

even back in april the whole boops thing felt really fucking insidious to me. like whenever i saw the people on my dashboard eagerly celebrating the boops i started to feel a worse and worse pit in my stomach


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6 months ago

putting a toxic twitter user with a Hazbin Hotel pfp and a toxic twitter user with a Blue Archive pfp in the same room together so I can kick back and watch the ensuing bloodbath soon to happen


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7 months ago

I remembered when I was younger watching a Minecraft mod video showing off this weird mod which was a remote I think? where if you pointed it at a monster, you'd get to talk to the monster in a dating sim visual novel style interface, and the monster will be turned into a 2d anime girl gijinka sprite with tiddie. It was pretty obviously a horny mod

But in the video for some reason the guy kept calling it the Friend mod??? And instead of being all awooga over the monstergirls he was all like "yayyy I made new friends!!! :DDDDD"

and honestly? Yeah. That's so mecore man.


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7 months ago

I wonder how many people actually know that the backer who put this guy in Undertale is now willingly participating in a cult

I Wonder How Many People Actually Know That The Backer Who Put This Guy In Undertale Is Now Willingly

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7 months ago

every time i see the TikTok Forehead Eyes Kid in the thumbnail of a youtube art commentary video i want to tear my hair out and choke people with it

Every Time I See The TikTok Forehead Eyes Kid In The Thumbnail Of A Youtube Art Commentary Video I Want

stop it stop it stop it STOP showing my the Forehead Eyes Boy im fucking TIRED of people talking about it after like over an entire YEAR since the fucking drama over it happened on tiktok and i saw yet ANOTHER VIDEO with that boy in the thumbnail TODAY FROM A WEEK AGO AAUGRUHJ for fuck's sake stop talking about the person who drew Forehead Eyes Kid just leave em alone stop ragging on them or over-praising their "unique artstyle" over a fucking typical ass beginner artist's anatomical mistake that'll iron itself out with a tiny bit more practice done outside the toxicity of tiktok or social media in general just UUURUHYEJEGVFUUTYHDIBJVGUSYHBJD VGUHIOJDNLKBHIUSJOKMLNDBHKIGUJDNKBVGUHIBJVGH if my rise to internet fame was a very obvious anatomical mistake in my art that people kept insulting me over and defending it as "it's just their art style!!!" i'd just fuckin lose it. man


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7 months ago

why the hell do I keep misreading Linkin Park as LinkedIn Park

7 months ago

mecore


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7 months ago

get on his level

Get On His Level

love how “great googly moogly” is the new thing all the ppl are saying these days

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