I Think Bruce’s Kids Seperate Batman And Their Dad In Their Heads. They Know, Logically, That They're

I think Bruce’s kids seperate Batman and their dad in their heads. They know, logically, that they're the same person, but it's how they separate "work" from "home."

Jason can sock Batman in the jaw and not feel an ounce of regret, but he's mean to Bruce once and feels unbearably guilty about it for weeks afterwards until he apologizes.

Tim gives Batman the cold shoulder for a month straight for not trusting him enough to let him take on an important case, but Bruce asks him whether he'll come for Sunday dinner and he folds like a bad hand of cards.

Damian doesn't listen to Batman on patrols and rolls his eyes at the Batglare™️ and lectures, but Bruce’s voice raises an octave when scolding him and he devolves into full-on sobs immediately.

Dick practices selective remembering. Bruce and him were yelling at each other when he was younger? No, that was Batman yelling at him; Bruce was the one that apologized and begged him to come home.

Duke's the only normal one, but even then he's beginning to seperate them. Like, it wasn't Bruce that made him train until he could barely walk—that was Batman. Bruce was the one that helped him up after and apologized and tucked him into bed.

Damian slips up around Bruce and says "Batman's unreasonable and unnecessarily cruel."

Bruce is stunned like, "I didn't know you felt that way, Damian. We can alter your training to be less strenuous if you feel like it's too much-"

Damian gives him a surprised look, "I wasn't talking about you, Father. I was talking about Batman."

Bruce tests him for hallucinogens when him attempting to say he is Batman end with Damian on the verge of a panic attack. The bloodwork comes up clean. His other kids go into similar states of distress whenever he tries to bring it up, so he accepts it as something his kids just Do.

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spaceace5834

2 years ago

This. This is one of the prime reasons I planned that my farmer would be nonhuman anyways.

please consider how much of a cryptid the farmer is in stardew valley

-[stares into space for three hours, completely motionless while waiting for their favorite person to open the door so they can shove a gift in their hands and then immediately runs off]

-they enter the mines. they are knocked unconscious. they enter the mines once more. they are knocked unconscious. harvey begs them to stop. they enter the mines o

-appears from the fukcign...void in the middle of conversations, says one thing, RETURNS TO THE VOID AND REFUSES TO ELABORATE FURTHER

- the farmer has been fishing for 12 straight hours. they eat a fistful of tulips. they continue fishing.

-people don't question why one person needs so much void mayonnaise. they also have stopped noticing when the farmer climbs into the sewer.

-it is your birthday. a farmer kicks open the door at 9 am, hands you an entire chocolate cake, and leaves. you are overjoyed. you do not understand.

-eating an entire pizza in one bite.

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2 years ago

u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????

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2 years ago

“oh we can’t hold the Queen accountable for the actions of her ancestors!!!”

her ancestors? you mean her dad?

y’all realize she was crowned in 1953 right? Nearly 70 years of imperialism with her face stamped on it. She’s the longest-lived, and longest reigning British monarch.

Y’all look at her and see a kindly withered old gramma with memeability, but completely ignore the amount of damage that she and her family have done to so many countries.

“oh well, what did you want her to do, just walk away from it?”

yes.

Yes, I do expect people to look at the harm that systems they uphold do to the world at large and then actively refuse to continue their participation in them. I do not believe that is too much to ask of anyone, let alone one of the most powerful women in the entire fucking world.

Sorry that I’m not particularly impressed with her #girlboss legacy when the Indigenous Peoples of Canada and Australia are still feeling the monarchy’s effects on their homes and families.

70 years and she never once thought, “Hm, maybe imperialism is a bad idea?”

I hope the old woman kicks the bucket, and I hope that her family continues to disintegrate until the entire thing comes crumbling down. May independence finally come to the people England has been crushing under its boots for centuries.

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2 years ago

Hello everyone, today I want to make a PSA about a company that calls themselves Dreame or Dreamestory on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.

I was recently made aware by two followers from Twitter that this asian company had been using my artwork to promote their app. I have not authorized this, nor been given fair compensation from Dreame for using my work.

My artwork of mine and @unicornia93 OC’s Bremin and Nyniv is being featured along stories that have absolutely nothing to do with the artwork. Dreame even went as far as removing my watermark, which makes their intentions blatantly obvious. I’m not the first artist to endure this, and many have reached out to me to tell similar stories.

DO NOT support companies like Dreame who steal, especially not from smaller artists like myself. It disgusts me to see a paid service like Dreame profit off of stolen works and personal photos they’ve taken off of social media without permission and no credit given to artists or original owners.

— I have filed a report to Facebook and reported this to Dreame’s Copyright Infringement department, but it remains to be seen if it helps. —

If you can, please spread the word on your own social media platforms. Go rate them poorly on Facebook, make a post about it on Instagram, go @ them on twitter… Just make people aware of what they’re sponsoring.

Don’t help them grow. It could be your art next time.

tl;dr: Dreame/Dreamestory sucks and steal other people’s art and photos without credit, and they got hell to pay.

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2 years ago

support fat girls with weird curves

support fat girls with no butt

support fat girls with small boobs

dont just support the hour glass/big booty “acceptable” fat girl

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