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a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don’t know how to flirt like a regular person

IT’S FINALLY HERE! ✨#TwinStarsWeek2020 💚🧡

Ground Zero/Free Day

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Louie Week Day 07: FREE DAY!!!

Everyone!!! Get your HOODIE and yell LOUIE!!!

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Yaaay! I can move on with my life now that Ive completed Louie Week!!

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okay so, I have a Story about a customer we had tonight

so this guy in a fancy denim cowboy shirt (a jirt, if you will) came in during our dinner rush and ordered two burritos. the girl (T) doing the hot station (beans and rice and meat) was like "okie dokie, what do you want on them?"

this guy goes "I want Everything on the burritos, except the corn, jalapeños, and cheese."

T pauses to check

"You want Everything?"

"Yes, all the meats, and then all the vegetables."

"So you want... the steak, and the chicken, and the white meat chicken, and the ground beef, and the pulled pork, and the tofu?"

"What's tofu?"

"A soybean protein, comes in spongy blocks."

"You had me at protein, put it on!"

T turns to me. "Can we... can we do that?"

I slap on my manager tone of voice. "Sir, each extra scoop is going to be about $2.09-2.59 each, is that okay?"

he reassures us that is fine. I okay the Frankenburrito

T starts making his burritos. with each extra scoop the mound of food gets larger and larger. she is sweating bullets by the time she slides the first burrito to the cold table

so tonight was the first night J the new boy had been working cold. he has zero experience rolling burritos previous to the last two hours

he looks at this thing and goes "Do i.... have to?" o_o

absolutely not

I step up to the table and start piling on lettuce and cheese and pico de gallo and guac and onions and cucumbers and olives and cilantro

when I am done I look down at this thing, I look up at this man, and i sigh

Sir, I don't mean to question your life choices, but can I put this in a bowl? there is no way I can roll this.

"No it's fine," he insists. "Just use another tortilla to like, extend them out, and then roll it up."

....

Sir.

"You can do this, it'll be fine!"

so i get another 12" tortilla

like kinda overlap them?

and then sorta?? roll one into the other so it is a literal Tube of Meat

the ends did not fold in there was no Containing this thing

I grabbed another foil wrapper so I could roll this thing into two of them and kinda smash the ends in

I squinted at the customer

"It's great, it's fine!" he says, cheerfully

T hands me the Second Burrito

I do it ALL OVER AGAIN

and then take these two giant lumps to the cashier

the cashier, A, is looking over in horror

"[Kiry], how do I even ring those up???"

it's okay, I've got this

the man requests no chips, so I pack each burrito (which for some scale is about the size of a small puppy each) sideways in a paper bag and put them in a plastic bag for carry out

I ring him up, adding scoop after scoop

$47.20 y'all, for two burritos

A is about to die

"$47.20????"

"that is what you get when you get fuckin Noah's Ark over here!!" I say

I may have been having a stroke by that point

the man laughs and hands over his card np

"Are you okay?" he asks me

I am terrific

"Are you mad at me?"

Sir, this is the most delighted I have been in days. I am going to go on the internet and tell Everyone I Know this story

he is ecstatic. he takes his burritos, wishes us a great night, and leaves

I am unsure what kind of eldrich being is currently unhinging his jaw to devour these burritos since he was wearing a gaiter the whole time, but i wish him well

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

sigh. disabled people are allowed to have kids. i hate that this is debated

Two disabled friends build a forest around their village

Said almost everyone in America.

i haven’t really seen anyone on here talk about this so i thought i’d share cause this is absolutely upsetting and scary and we need to do something about it!!!!

Source

Video of Tama

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Absolutely love this!

I just wanted to make more fancy costumes for them,,,bc i love brothers creativity I mean, if I was Creativity and i could make anything from the air, I would look like a peacock all the time

also if this art will have a big feedback,,, I could make fancy costumes for the others Sides too,,,,, just saying

(I got inspired when I was watching some tv shows)

Modern Au

In this AU:

Supernatural/dangerous adventures doesn’t exist/happen like the canon show. They go to middle school and get into situations/trouble;

The triplets are unrelated;

Huey is Magica’s son. He’s personally doesn’t change much but sometimes he can get a little sassy. Lena is their cousin and staying with them.

Dewey is Della and Launchpad’s son. He’s personally doesn’t change from the canon show and gets into trouble almost all the time.

Louie is Goldie and Scrooge’s son ( they’re younger in this au, probably around their 50s. I also wanted to see Goldie as his mother). He used to be homeschooled by Duckworth but when he turned 11 his parents let him go to public school.

Still working on it

Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON

Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????

Zuko: *speaks*

Katara: nevermind I hate him

you know he had to do it to em 😔

inspired post by @sander-sides-posts on @more-incorect-quotes and original quote from snapcube!

Our apologies

tales of arcadia content coming out of nowhere:

the fandom:

Fbdhfjbdyndf 🙀

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YO GUYS

Bless my poor soul money cat

The way that exclusionists treat ace and aro people often reminds me of how the average person would treat me when I started being open as non-binary. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a thousand times, we are not enemies. Our experiences do not oppose each other, they are intertwined. If you’re ace, if you’re aromantic, if you’re any variation thereupon; your home is here. You belong here, too. You are beautiful, and powerful; and you don’t have to explain yourself to anyone. You are a valued part of this community.

im a simple girl

i see cartoon i watch cartoon i cri over cartoon

Virgil Sanders Appreciation Post

I completely forgot about Virgil and Janus’s appreciation posts! Since my whole blog is a Janus Appreciation post, Virgil is up next! Here is my Virgil Sanders Appreciation Post, where I list the things I love about Virgil! 

1. He’s an emo nightmare! MCR, super cool black outfits, self-depreication, he is an Emo nightmare! I love it! 

2. Salt! Him and Logan, I swear! So salty! 

3. He’s unafraid to share the negative side to anything! Life isn’t cupcakes and rainbows (Looking at you Patton)-and Virgil acts like it! He will bring up the negative side to any conversation, and I love it! 

4. ANGSTY! I love angst…

5. He can speak without words! Those facial expressions and the non-verbal communications between Virgil and Logan is GOLD! 

6. hAVE YOURSELF A SCARYYY LITTLE CHRISTMAS! THIS IS HALLOWEEN! SPOOOKY SCARY SKELETONS- i love halloween, and I love our halloween loving boi. Nightmare Before Christmas is life! Gotta love his poster!! Yess! 

7. WHAT A MOOD! He’s so relatable! Spirit animal is an understatement! Love it! 

8. He’s so over it! He’s over you, your drama, Janus, life, everything!! Everything is stupid! I couldn’t agree more- 

Overall, I love Virgil! Whilst not my favorite side, he’s still an amazing character! Out of every side, Virgil is (one of) the biggest moods of the group, right beside Logan! What’s not to love about him? No seriously, what don’t you love about Virgil? I’m interested to know! Go drink some water and have an amazing day!~

@virgil-positivity​

I love everything about this!!!!! 🥺

Posted with permission from the artist @ByTwistwood. Story by Matthew Wisner.

amazing. lovely. this made my day!!!!

Taking a stroll along the beach ❤️ 

Source: 钻石的猫 | DY

I need all of them!!!!

woo i am such a fan of dramatic plants. just prissy fucking plantlife, be it unreasonable or implacable or ostentatious. plants, man

Reblog if you still watch kids shows

“Why are you still watching this? You’re too old to be watching nonsense like this.”

My guardian told me this a while ago when I was streaming MLP on my laptop. She told me that I was too old to still watch the show and enjoy it. I want to see how many people reblog this post.