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Latest Posts by stygian2night - Page 10
"First I steal their friend then I ruin their twitch career, that's what I do, it's the old one two"
- Ranboo talking about Tommy
““i could just listen to ranboo talk all fucking day””
— wilbur soot the beloved
"Goodbye L'Manburg. You were a terrible idea to begin with, but at least you tried."
-Ranboo, the best fucking charcter on the SMP change my mind
"If I wasn't nice, you would be gone already" - Ranboo, March 8/2021
“Ranboo: Tubbo and I don’t use pet names. Tommyinnit: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Ranboo: Honey? Tubbo: Yes, dear? Ranboo: Tommyinnit: Don’t ever lie to my face again.”
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“Ranboo: Tubbo and I don’t use pet names. Tommyinnit: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Ranboo: Honey? Tubbo: Yes, dear? Ranboo: Tommyinnit: Don’t ever lie to my face again.”
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Tubbo: You are the definition of a bad genetic pool!
Tommy: Hey don’t say that to a man!
Tubbo: Oh you’re right I retract it…actually no i don’t. Cry. Cry. Give me some tears.
Ranboo: I will make my eyes drier actually.
Tubbo: Oh god no stop blink please
Charlie, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Wilbur, pulling out an UNO card: +4
Charlie, slamming a Pokemon card down on the table: JOLTEON I CHOOSE YOU!!
Philza: W- What the actual fuck are you playing??
c!Dream: I have created a much more peaceful L’Manberg by having them exile Tommyinnit
c!Ranboo: You screwed over an already ruined nation, is what you did. Look at the inhabitants. They all have unresolved trauma and severe trust issues
Ranboo: Who hurt you? Tommy: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Ranboo, now holding a weapon: ...Yes, actually.
no thoughts, just ranboo saying ‘please kill me’ in a game of among us and everyone going silent until fundy says ‘if you insist’
god dream having talked about how he was a bad kid and did a lot of stupid stuff and made life stressful for his parents and feeling like a burden to people but bad willing to give him a second chance when he was younger and unbanning him on a server and that turning into bad taking dream under his wing and helping him through some of the worst parts of his life (dream’s own words) and bad offering dream the money that was meant to go towards his rent in order to help dream start his youtube career and help this little kid he met on a minecraft server and watched grow up chase his dreams and now dream doing the same for the young creators he meets from letting tommy onto the smp despite his reputation of being a nuance and now being one of the first people tommy comes to when he needs advice or a guiding hand, or him whitelisting ranboo, a newbie streamer with little to no connections, because he saw potential in him and helping to open so many doors,,, just the way that dream’s motto is bring your friends with you and uplift the people around you because that’s what bad did for him :(
tommy: HELP! I TOLD PHIL I'D COOK TONIGHT BUT I CANT COOK FOR SHIT.
ranboo, pouring the milk into the cereal box: dont worry, my friend.
ranboo: you've come to the right person.
Techno: He's a volatile species, he can't be trusted...
Phil: *takes a sip of his tea* What are you on about?
Techno: I swear, Phil, he's got that shifty look in his eyes.
Ranboo: *walks into the cabin* Hi! I just wanted to drop this off before I go mining. *sets a pie on the table* Bye!
Techno: *cuts a slice*... This is filled with golden carrots and honey... *takes a bite*
Phil: Still think he's suspicious?
Techno: *crying because the pie tastes amazing* He's a vicious beast, Phil, I swear.
Phil: Mhm, sure.
Wilbur Soot: Hey Tubbo, have you seen Tommy around?
Tubbo: No, what's up?
Wilbur: Tommy messaged me saying "I hate men women are poggers" and I answered back "You're a man though" and he replied "I can fix this, give me a minute" so I asked him half an hour ago what he meant by that, and he still hasn't answered.
Wilbur: I'm not worried about him or anything, but I still don't know what that means.
Tubbo: It means he needs a minute to fix it :3
Wilbur: Yes but what does that mean???
Tubbo: I dunno how to explain it better, Bossman, he just needs a minute to fix the problem.
Wilbur: ...Forget it. Ranboo-
Ranboo: Just give him a minute Wilbur, he'll fix it :3
Ranboo: I like how some instant ramen packs are like, “for better taste, add fresh vegetables and scallions!~ uwu ~ ”
Ranboo: I’m eating ramen at 3am, I’m here because I DONT HAVE ANY FRESH VEGETABLES OR SANITY
Tubbo, plucking flowers: Ranboo loves me
Tubbo: he loves me not.
Tubbo: he loves me
Tubbo, picking the last petal: he loves me not :(
Ranboo, bursting into the room with armfuls of flowers: Wait try again i think that's wrong
/p :))
Phil: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Techno: Language
Tommy: Yeah Phil, watch your fucking language
Wilbur: OKAY, WHO TAUGHT TOMMY THE FUCK WORD?
Tubbo: 'The fuck word'
Ranboo: Seriously? You guys use the f word all the time.
Phil: Oh my gods he censored it
Tubbo: Say fuck, Ranboo
Tommy: Do it, Ranboo. Say fuck.
Dream, standing on a chair: The floor is hating Tubbo!
Tommy: *Leaps into Wilbur’s arms*
Wilbur: *Climbs onto the file cabinet while carrying Tommy*
Ranboo: *Jumps up on the windowsill*
Niki: *Sits gingerly on the table*
Puffy: *Lounges on a chair with her legs on the table*
Tubbo: *Lies on the floor*
Everyone: Tubbo nO-
Ranboo, to Tubbo: My life is in the hands of an idiot.
Tommy, motioning to himself and Tubbo: No no no no no, Big Man, TWO idiots.
Tubbo_ has made the advancement [MICHAEL MY BELOVED]
Ranboo has made the advancement [Villain Arc Time]
Awesamdude has made the advancement [Haha I'm In Danger]
Tubbo: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Ranboo: *crouches down*
Tommy: *sits on the floor*
Tubbo: I hate both of you.
Technoblade: The person who said the phrase 'be yourself' hadn't met you, Tommy
Ranboo, jumping in immediately: Be someone better.
[The squad is trying to con some random guy]
Tommy: Um, Tubbo, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Tubbo: We need money!
Tommy: You're scamming him?
Tubbo: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Tommy: What?! No way!
Tubbo: Why not? We already stole Ranboo!
Ranboo: Hey guys
Tommy: No, we didn't. Ranboo can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Ranboo: I wanna steal
Iroh: you know when I was your age...
Ozai: when I was your height?
Iroh:
Iroh: listen here you little shit