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Latest Posts by stygian2night - Page 11
Ozai: "You must capture the Avatar to regain your honor."
Zuko: "Instructions unclear, ending up joining him to overthrow you."
zuko rly thought the avatar was 100 years old, and he was still fully prepared to fucking kidnap him. imagine if that had actually gone down like zuko thought it would. you’re a fully-realized avatar and you’ve been hiding out for over a century and all of a sudden you get approached by this 13 year old kid who’s like “WHATS GOOD I’VE GOT NO DEPTH PERCEPTION AND I’M READY TO FIGHT GOD”
ppl love to talk about how zuko radiates warmth like a space heater without ever mentioning the crucial factor which is this: if he controls his body temperature, then he is clearly doing that on purpose, because he knows that it means people will cuddle him. everyone thinks they are taking advantage of his body heat without ever stopping to consider that he is the one on the receiving end of all of this affection. you fools. you stepped right into his diabolical plan to maximize hugs. oh, you dimwits. his scheme worked perfectly and you’re all none the wiser.
Snufkin is the only valid introvert representation.
Finally, someone gets that needing alone time has nothing to do with how much I like/dislike a person. They could be the best person in the world and I’d still feel the need to disappear for a few days every now and again. And where I go? That’s a mystery. (Its no where exciting. I just need some privacy even in my memories)
Gabriel: Grammar tip “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance
Sam: Do you? Do you need a hug?
Gabriel, tearing up: Yes...
Some cute stuff, because I want so
Gabriel:I want to be loved
Sam:*covers him with a blanket*
Sam:*brings candies, ice cream and a cake*
Sam:*hugs Gabriel tightly and kisses him*
Gabriel:*melts*
Sam: I'm Sam. Short for Samuel
Castiel: I'm Cas. Short for Castiel
Gabriel: I'm Gabriel. I'm just short
Megamind AU
where Megamind is still doing supervilliany things like trying to take over the city, robbing banks, creating over the top schemes with way too many stages to defeat Metroman
BUT
He’s also a favourite of many Metro City citizens because he is always willing to drink his Respect Women Juice™ and always down to bat for the underdog.
Being followed by a creep? The invisible car is there to offer you a ride home and Megamind’s pointing a weird-looking gun at the creep.
Your boss giving you the chills? All his dirty laundry is all over the web and his entire bank account has been donated to charity.
Trying to escape an abusive environment? Knock on the ‘Secret’ Lair’s door and he’ll get you an entirely new living arrangement, a restraining order and enough money to get you back on your feet.
Need medication that you can’t afford? Megamind just robbed a pharmacy and his physiology doesn’t agree with human medication.
Megamind gives away free mini De-Guns that dehydrate people for half an hour since it acts as an excellent deterrent. (He somehow managed to argue it into legality by comparing it to Mace.)
Roxanne makes exactly one mention of Hal the cameraman not taking no for an answer before she gets a new cameraman the next day who is exceedingly polite towards her and goes pale whenever Megamind looks at him.
Megamind may have been raised by criminals but he was raised by criminals who were mostly victims of circumstance and thus gave him standards.
what makes me so sad about Megamind (the character) is that he was a perfectly normal and good person when he was born, he just happened by complete chance to end up in a fucking prison and be raised like a criminal just bc he looked different and EVEN BEFORE he decided to become the villain on purpose he was just trying to fit in and make people like him and show everyone that he’s a cool and decent person, despite GROWING UP IN A PRISON AMONG CRIMINALS like he is such a good sweet person who spends his whole life trying to convince himself that he’s a bad person just bc everyone sees him that way when he’s NOT
you know what I just realized is that there’s a scene early on when he’s a baby where a group of the inmates are showing him flashcards and showing him that robbers are good and cops are bad and like it’s meant to be a funny scene bc obviously “robbers are bad and cops are good” but rewatching it I was like man those guys are right cops really DO suck maybe they were a better influence on him than we were lead to believe lol
if i had a nickle for every time slimecicle wrote a character that was a non human, neurodivergent coded, green themed character who says 'dap me up' that knows nothing about the world he lives in and has a begrudging companion that teaches him purposefully wrong information about the surface who also kind of takes advantage of his ignorance, id have two nickles, which isnt a lot, but its weird as hell that it happened twice
Philza: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Wilbur will and will not eat. Techno: Grass? Yes! Philza: Moss? Yes!! Techno: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Philza: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Techno: Worms? Sometimes! Philza: Rocks? Usually nah. Techno: Twigs? Usually! Philza: Tommy's cooking? Inconclusive! Tubbo: How did you… test this? Philza: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it. Tubbo: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Tommy: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
i fucked around on a random incorrect quote generator but with sbi/bee duo/chuckle sammie
(made with this)
SBI
Phil: I think we're missing something.
Wilbur: Teamwork?
Techno: Cohesion?
Tommy: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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(Phil's helping Wilbur out after they get injured, while the others are watching)
Techno: How does Wilbur look?
Tommy: A little better than you, actually.
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Phil: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Wilbur: Is it me, Phil?
Phil: No, it’s not you.
Techno: Is it me, Phil?
Phil: It’s not you either.
Tommy: Is it me, Phil?
Phil:
Phil, mockingly: Is IT mE Phil?
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Phil: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Wilbur: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Techno: I personally was created in a lab.
Tommy: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Phil: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Wilbur: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Techno: I got distracted about halfway through.
Tommy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Phil: Why is Wilbur so sad?
Techno: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Phil: And...?
Wilbur: I got Tommy.
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Phil: You know those things will kill you, right?
Wilbur, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Techno, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Tommy: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Phil: *Gently taps table*
Wilbur: *Taps back*
Tommy: What are they doing?
Techno: Morse code.
Phil: *Aggressively taps table*
Wilbur: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Phil: Can I be frank with you guys?
Wilbur: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Tommy: Can I still be Tommy?
Techno: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Bee Dou
Tubbo, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Ranboo, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Tubbo: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Ranboo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Tubbo: A theif.
Ranboo: Thief?
Tubbo: Theif.
Ranboo: I before E, except after C.
Tubbo: Thceif.
Ranboo: No.
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Tubbo: I made tea.
Ranboo: I don’t want tea.
Tubbo: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Ranboo: Then why are you telling me?
Tubbo: It is a conversation starter.
Ranboo: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Tubbo: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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Tubbo: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Ranboo: What did you do?
Tubbo: Nobody died.
Ranboo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Tubbo: Ranboo and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Ranboo: Sentences.
Tubbo: Don't interrupt me.
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Tubbo: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Ranboo: Thank you
Tubbo: I didn't say that was a good thing
Ranboo: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Tubbo: Change is inedible.
Ranboo: Don't you mean inevitable?
Tubbo, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Tubbo, talking to Ranboo on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Ranboo: You bet!
Tubbo: At what temperature?
Ranboo: 535.
Tubbo: That's the clock.
Ranboo:
Tubbo:
Ranboo: 536.
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Chuckle Sandwich
Charlie, whispering to Ted, who’s on the phone with Schlatt: Ask them something!
Ted: How are you feeling?
Schlatt: Fine.
Charlie: Something personal!
Ted: At what age did you first get your period?
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(The squad is trying to con some random guy)
Charlie: Um, Ted, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Ted: We need money!
Charlie: You're scamming him?
Ted: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Charlie: What?! No way!
Ted: Why not? We already stole Schlatt!
Schlatt: Hey guys
Charlie: No, we didn't. Schlatt can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Schlatt: I wanna steal
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Charlie: You have to apologize to Ted
Schlatt: Fine.
Schlatt: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Charlie: Hey Ted,
Ted: Yes?
Charlie: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Ted:
Ted: Where’s Schlatt?
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Charlie: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Ted: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Schlatt: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Charlie: If you had to choose between Ted and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Schlatt: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Ted: Schlatt!
Charlie: 63 cents.
Schlatt: I'll take the money.
Ted: SCHLATT!!!
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Ted: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Schlatt: How am I supposed to know?
Charlie: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge.
Schlatt: *sighs*
Schlatt: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Schlatt: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Ted, amazed: Wow...
Charlie, to Ted: Well what does that mean?
Ted: I don't know.
Ted, to Schlatt: What does that mean?
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Ted: If Schlatt and I were drowning, who would you save?
Charlie: You two can’t swim?
Schlatt: It’s a hypothetical question, Charlie! who would you save?
Charlie: my time and effort.
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Ted, driving Schlatt and Charlie: So how was your day?
Charlie: We almost got surprise adopted!
Ted: What?
Schlatt: We almost got kidnapped.
Ted: Oh, okay.
Ted: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Ted: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Schlatt: The cow???
Ted: What?
Charlie: Schlatt, W H Y?
listen... listen... <3
DSMP Characters as cc!Ranboo quotes
Sam: “no juice for those who live in solitude”
Tommy: “so like… when is it my turn to be happy?”
Badboyhalo: “if you’re listening to an inspirational speaker your life is probably not good”
Technoblade: “actually i haven’t done anything wrong ever and you can ask my apologists about that” (bonus: “pickaxe power”)
Quackity: “don’t quote me on that because i am right” (bonus: “dont run with scissors except for when you do”)
Dream: “this ones double sided!” (bonus: “all the nuts and the wrenches are just loose in the box”)
George: *spins in a chair doing absolutely nothing for five minutes*
Sapnap: “i feel the overwhelming urge to scream at every single moment”
Tubbo: “is this a detonator? this looks like i could just press the button and– *presses button*”
Fundy: “avoid daddys love!”
Punz: “what i want you to do if you sponsor me is give me free stuff and then require me to never talk about your product again”
Wilbur: “yeah- more more more power poWER POWER”
Philza: “i am going to KILL my own child.” (bonus: “do not pay to adopt me”)
Puffy: “im pretty sure i can just do this. *fails* nope never mind i cannot do that.”
Foolish: “as long as they help us make tastier cakes i really do not mind having my soul taken. [pause] i do mind having my soul taken actually.” (bonus: “how did you die so quickly?”)
Jack: “woah there i bet you didn’t expect me to come from the floor”
Ranboo: “take deep breaths? i am… dying already”
Bonus Alyssa bc idk who she is but she used to be on the server: “i need to stop playing minecraft”
Wilbur: A Syndicate is a group of people with a singular goal. Almost like a government.
Wilbur: *Looks deadass at the camera, very knowingly*
Tommy: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Wilbur: That’s ridiculous! Give me one example.
Tommy: Spiders.
Phil: Wasps.
Techno: Terriers.
Ranboo: Tubbo.
Everyone: *silence of stunned acceptance*
Random origins headcanons
Wilbur leans firmly into the whole “ghost” bit now, but when he was younger, being called a ghost kinda rubbed him the wrong way. He firmly believes that, while phantoms are real and based in science, “ghosts” are not and he’s conducted several investigations into their existence to prove it. However he still enjoys ghost-hunting as an activity to do with friends, even if he knows it’s a pointless venture. Everyone else is just amused by the existence of a ghost-hunting ghost.
Adding onto this post, Fundy occasionally spits things up by accident. Everyone could be chilling around the Pube, relaxing after a hard day’s work, when Fundy starts choking on his drink and next thing you know Scott discovers what happened to his fortune 3 diamond pick that went missing. If Fundy steals something from you and you’re desperate enough to get it back, just pick him up and start squeezing him like a squeaky toy. You might not find exactly what you’re looking for, but you’re sure to get plenty of other random shit.
Also Fundy’s body works with absolute cartoon logic- to store larger items in his stomach he can unhinge his jaw, and as he swallows it his body will momentarily retain the shape of the object before shrinking back down to its normal size.
Charlie is semi-solid, so he can also store things inside himself by just shoving them through his skin, but they always get covered in slime. Also unwanted things can end up in there so sometimes he’ll just be walking around full of rocks and twigs, maybe a squirrel or two.
Ranboo has noodle arms which he can extend the length of at will.
If he’s out at night or while it’s raining, Tubbo gets really weak and tired and sometimes just passes out. One time Ranboo got caught in the rain and forgot about this, so he messaged Tubbo asking him if he could bring an umbrella. He waited beneath a tree for nearly thirty minutes before Tubbo finally came slowly buzzing up, handing him the umbrella before immediately passing out. Ranboo, grateful but a bit exasperated, carried him home beneath one arm.
Tommy compulsively makes flower crowns when he’s upset (which is pretty often). Tubbo has a chest full of them and is almost always wearing one (for the saturation ofc).
The only way for Tommy to sneak up on someone is by slow-falling onto them because his chicken talons click every time he walks.
Jack has “hair” like Hades from the Disney Hercules movie- it’s a little flame on the crown of his head that can be extinguished, leaving him bald. Jack honestly doesn’t mind it when his hair goes out, but everyone else finds it hilarious for some reason.
Jack’s glasses are prescription because netherfolks’ eyes are generally more sensitive to bright light.
Scott’s eyes normally glow, but when he gets paralyzed and blinded by damage they temporarily fizzle out. Also when he falls back to earth after using his jump boost, he sometimes gets a little comet tail trailing behind him.
Scott likes to hang out both on the roof of the Pube and near the void because the unobstructed view of the stars reminds him of home.
"Stop trying to make cursed shit canon, we have Will for that"
- Phil @ Tubbo
this is the energy i need to see c!ranboo give wilbur when that zombie tries to slander him
Funny c! Wilbur and Ranboo Rivalry
Wilbur: Ranboo is a spineless asshole who stands for nothing in favor of pleasing people for cheap adoration, I loathe him, we're foils for one another.
Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, here's a totem of undying, I know you're just feeling what it's like to be alive again and now you can be extra safe.
Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, I'm just here to drop of something for Techno- Oh geez are you cold? I can bring you one of my spare blankets if you want.
Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, sorry Phil and Techno are out doing stuff, here's some tea, this is how Phil said you like it.
Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, I just made some cookies and I need a taste tester, you want some?
Wilbur: I detest him, truly I do.
“Ranboo makes me feel safe, I’m going to Ranboo”
- Wilbur, wholesome
Ranboo: I CAN'T DO IT!
Tubbo, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Ranboo: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Wilbur: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Ranboo:
Ranboo: I appreciate it,
Ranboo: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Techno: Ranboo-
Ranboo: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Philza: Ranboo we gotta-
Ranboo: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Ranboo: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Ranboo, motioning to Tommy: NOT FUCKING THIS
sad revived wilbur hcs are out ive just decided, a week after wilbur gets revived tubbo and ranboo get waken up by a noise on the roof of the mansion and theyre all freaked out n shit because what if that was dream? or even the eggpire folks??? something's wrong and michael might be in danger
and they finally get up to the roof with their full netherite armour on, stacked with potions and swords in their hands. only to find wilbur there, busting into the apiary that foolish built so he can say hi to all the bees. he's getting stung by a bunch of them but god he just wanted that honey so much and it's been so long since he's heard this much sound
actually you know what? fuck you *un-ghosts your bur*
ghostbur, waking up: where am i?
dream, sarcastically: heaven.
ghostbur: oh...
ghostbur:
ghostbur: didnt think you'd be here.
-some more alive Ghostbur shenanigans-
Ghostbur: Did it hurt when you fell?
Revived Wilbur *on the floor*: From what? The pedestal I put my self worth on or in love?
Ghostbur: Oh dear... um... as much as I'd Love to save your Ego... YOU JUST FACE PLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!
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Revived Wilbur: I am having- and this is crazy, I'm having feelings again! Like some 14 year old kid or something, I- you remember feelings right?
Ghostbur: ... yeah I have feelings every single day of my existence...
Revived Wilbur: Do you?
Ghostbur *growing distressed*: Are you saying you don't have feelings?!
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Revived Wilbur: Doesn't mater! There are only 4 rules you need to remember. Make the plan. Execute the plan. Expect the plan to go off the rails.... Throw away the plan.
Ghostbur: There was a plan?
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Ghostbur: *playing with Friend in a flower field*
Revived Wilbur: *crunch*
Ghostbur: ...
Revived Wilbur: ...
Ghostbur: Spit it out...
Revived Wilbur: *crunch-crunch-crunch*
Ghostbur: DON’T CHEW FASTER–
Dean: I'm trash
Castiel: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?
Dean: :D
Gabriel:
Gabriel: Sam, I'm trash.
Sam: I know bitch I can't find an effective way to get rid of you either
Gabriel: can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Cas: [crouches down]
Dean: [kneels down]
Sam: [sits on the floor]
Gabriel:
Gabriel: I fucking hate you all