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jenna stoeber makes me at least 60% gayer every time i look at her

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Jenna calling Pat out by saying which answer was his in round 1, question 1 is the biggest power play ever

best of polygon overboard 10-11-2020

- rodeo clowns (and its back-and-forth editing everyone say thank you clayton)

- “several people are typing...”

- sexiest kitchen appliance: the air frier

- pat and simone having 0 points after a full round

- “hey”

- “iowa (sorry to get political)”

- brian’s self-callout with the “many novelty instruments that he won’t learn”

- brian saying he wants aliens to “get [the chicago bean] out of [his] sight”

- brian saying “bennie franklin”

- brian in general this overboard tbh

- turn into snake

- get into toilet

- cant flush no hands

- “What the fuck is a crockery, dude?”

- simone taking a picture of the screen on “What movie never fails to make Simone laugh?”

- jennas logic puzzle loophole

- brian and pat both answering the exact same way for “get into gundams”

- clayton writing fanfic in grade school

- the entirety of brian’s boomerang bit

- but especially brian’s SOUND EFFECT for getting hit with a boomerang

(add on please)

things that have been said/done during this polygon stream

brian: “i am the daddy and i will be awoken”

brian: “hell yeah i got big yeetused”

brian: “mama mia papa pia” (alternatively, chat: “mama mia papa piss”, brian: “who allowed mama mia papa piss in chat?”, jenna: “it was me!”)

chat: “pat looks like an evil lumberjack”

simone: “somebody’s telling me in chat that furries are not allowed, why? is someone in a fursuit?” pat: “yeah it’s me and furries are allowed”

pat: “summer is nude hot dog season, fall is chili dog season”

pat: *raises his hand to talk* *to josh* “what is your favorite song to play on saxophone?”

brian: *sings entire oblivion theme*

brian trying to talk about soup and getting interrupted by game distress

pat trying to talk about soup and getting interrupted by game distress

simone trying to talk about soup and getting interrupted by game distress

josh: “i don’t have anything to say about soup”

josh entering gamer stance and legit not talking for the entire round to focus

someone commented that the image of vang0’s crisis on the highway would make a good poster.

i agreed.

(2 hours, ibispaint x, my iphone and a finger.)

hello fellow polygon pals! i wanted to make this into a more coherent post than my regular shitpost abt wanting As Much Cyberpunk Red Gameplay As Possible from our beloved cyberpunk gang.

here is what we know:

alas, saturday will be the final episode of ring box. that being said, it’s been lovely freaking out w/ u all abt this wacky little campaign. jenna is truly an icon

however, as with most youtube series of this nature, there is potential for continuation,

but it’s completely dependent on the views that ring box receives:

as jenna said in her replies on twitter, the best thing to do is to tell your pals about it, if you think they’d be interested! or potentially if you’re into polygon and haven’t gotten around to watching it yet, perhaps now is the time!

i’m not sure how the nuances of view counting works, but it also makes great background noise. i like to have something familiar playing, be it a video, a TV show, music, etc. playing while i’m working on my computer, and i’ve passively watched/listened to ring box a few times since the release of the first episode. i’d highly recommend!

additionally, a good secondary thing to do would be to voice your love for it on social media, to everyone involved, and also to polygon. that way, even if there doesn’t end up being a continuation, the gang (+ clayton, the editor sent right from the gods themselves) will know that it’s treasured among those who have seen it, and that we really appreciate all their hard work.

ok that’s all! have a nice day friends!! 💖💖

Hey I hit 1500 followers so here’s a bunch of cyberpunk gifs (Part 2 of 4)

straight friend groups: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups: *amnesiac twitch streamer* *farmboy with a cool van* *winona ryder super fan* *keanu reeves' ghost*

POLYGON CYBERPUNK RED IS COMING BACK

Favorite Quotes from this month’s Overboard:

“Hurt me.” - Clayton Ashley

“We will have peace when your people are dead.”  - Patrick “then Perish” Gill

“You’re my work wife! …Bitch!” - Simone de Rochefort

“When you say my last name, it hurts extra bad.” - Patrick Gill

“Which of you only tells truth and which one of you only tells lies?” - Patrick Gill

“No, my brain will explode if I touch this.”  - Simone de Rochefort

“When will my ships return from the Warp?” - Brian David Gilbert

“Brian, you managed to betray me even when you weren’t trying.” - Simone de Rochefort

I also loved Brian dragging Jenna to victory just to spite Clayton.

Polygon’s Overboard Episode 20 out of context (which you should watch btw)

you know who i miss?

Dasha, Vang0 Bang0, and Burger Chainz

between what brian said the other day and this,,,, don't do it polygon don't give me hope for another cyberpunk video