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Okay but unironically “can’t flush no hands” is the best phrase ever and I can’t believe it came from a quiplash scenario about escaping prison as a snake
8 MONTH OLD CALLBACK
best of polygon overboard 10-11-2020
- rodeo clowns (and its back-and-forth editing everyone say thank you clayton)
- “several people are typing...”
- sexiest kitchen appliance: the air frier
- pat and simone having 0 points after a full round
- “hey”
- “iowa (sorry to get political)”
- brian’s self-callout with the “many novelty instruments that he won’t learn”
- brian saying he wants aliens to “get [the chicago bean] out of [his] sight”
- brian saying “bennie franklin”
- brian in general this overboard tbh
- turn into snake
- get into toilet
- cant flush no hands
- “What the fuck is a crockery, dude?”
- simone taking a picture of the screen on “What movie never fails to make Simone laugh?”
- jennas logic puzzle loophole
- brian and pat both answering the exact same way for “get into gundams”
- clayton writing fanfic in grade school
- the entirety of brian’s boomerang bit
- but especially brian’s SOUND EFFECT for getting hit with a boomerang
(add on please)
things that have been said/done during this polygon stream
brian: “i am the daddy and i will be awoken”
brian: “hell yeah i got big yeetused”
brian: “mama mia papa pia” (alternatively, chat: “mama mia papa piss”, brian: “who allowed mama mia papa piss in chat?”, jenna: “it was me!”)
chat: “pat looks like an evil lumberjack”
simone: “somebody’s telling me in chat that furries are not allowed, why? is someone in a fursuit?” pat: “yeah it’s me and furries are allowed”
pat: “summer is nude hot dog season, fall is chili dog season”
pat: *raises his hand to talk* *to josh* “what is your favorite song to play on saxophone?”
brian: *sings entire oblivion theme*
brian trying to talk about soup and getting interrupted by game distress
pat trying to talk about soup and getting interrupted by game distress
simone trying to talk about soup and getting interrupted by game distress
josh: “i don’t have anything to say about soup”
josh entering gamer stance and legit not talking for the entire round to focus
open mic among us games are underrated. especially when simone’s playing
if this becomes my brand im blaming @gillandgillbert
Polygon youtube ur so fine ur so fine u blow my mind clap clap etc
your fave is problematic: simone de rochefort
- made me read the phrase “clark gable so thick”
Hey I hit 1500 followers so here’s a bunch of cyberpunk gifs (Part 4 of 4)
straight friend groups: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
gay friend groups: *amnesiac twitch streamer* *farmboy with a cool van* *winona ryder super fan* *keanu reeves' ghost*
can i galaxy brain for a moment?
my theory is that simone serves the literary purpose of the everyman, like watson in sherlock holmes or nick carraway in the great gatsby. she is the vessel by which the viewer relates to and understands the world, ie the events of each episode of overboard. this is further evidenced when she references the memes that the audience would immediately draw associations to, or laugh incredibly loudly at goofs. that’s why she’s the only one who catches on to being gaslighted by brian in werewolf (though she is quickly convinced afterwards) and she begins to graffiti the stars in cosmic encounter when the viewer too begins to be confused by the events that occur.
mike’s “i have trouble with the brake and the gas at the same time so he just sits on my lap and he does those for me and i steer” lemonade
Favorite Quotes from this month’s Overboard:
“Hurt me.” - Clayton Ashley
“We will have peace when your people are dead.” - Patrick “then Perish” Gill
“You’re my work wife! …Bitch!” - Simone de Rochefort
“When you say my last name, it hurts extra bad.” - Patrick Gill
“Which of you only tells truth and which one of you only tells lies?” - Patrick Gill
“No, my brain will explode if I touch this.” - Simone de Rochefort
“When will my ships return from the Warp?” - Brian David Gilbert
“Brian, you managed to betray me even when you weren’t trying.” - Simone de Rochefort
I also loved Brian dragging Jenna to victory just to spite Clayton.
Polygon’s Overboard Episode 20 out of context (which you should watch btw)
Simone from polygon.com's laugh rb if u agree
you know who i miss?
Dasha, Vang0 Bang0, and Burger Chainz
between what brian said the other day and this,,,, don't do it polygon don't give me hope for another cyberpunk video