Latest Posts by stupidstuffpeoplesay - Page 4

“When I get to Hell, Satan will throw a ball at me.”

-Me, explaining how much I hate PE

“That’s a pretty gender neutral way of killing someone!”

-Me, not making nearly as much sense without context

“Smells like science...”

-A girl, with a great sense of smell, literally walking into the science lab

“What a great six! Very sixy!”

-Me, not intentionally making a pun

“Isn’t he the spoon God?”

-Somebody who probably just discovered a new religion

“I’m far too goth for gravey.”

-Me, not goth in any way

So nobody said anything funny today, but I just witnessed two guys pick up a bench and attempt to walk away with it, and I can’t just not acknowledge that

“He’s not Year 7 stupid, he’s Year 9 stupid.”

-My friend, describing her brother in Year 7

“Let’s go watch memes in the Depression Corner!”

-A random kid, in a sing song voice

“Why does February have, like, no days??”

-Someone I used to think was smart

“Have you got any friends and family?”

-My teacher, to the same student she implied had a small penis

“There’s definitely a small banana joke in there somewhere...”

-My teacher, to a student, after she explained how we’d be putting condoms on bananas and he said he might as well put it on the real thing

People have been saying stupid stuff since language was invented and I don’t say anything so all I can do is listen, and I’ve been doing that my entire life, but the second I decide to post some of it, nobody say anything even remotely funny??

“Zounds, ye whore!”

-Literally William Shakespeare

“I’m still mad about the cheese...”

-Me, still mad about the cheese

“She’s a basic bitch with a basic calculator”

-One of the wisest people I ever knew

“Stop sending me memes!”

-My very frustrated computing teacher, who was definitely regretting telling us we were allowed to make memes