Me? Listening To "Billy & Anne" By The Altogether On Repeat, Chasing The Unnamed Feeling The Song Fills

open mic among us games are underrated. especially when simone’s playing

a very friendly fuck you to all people out there who think it’s funny prank to play really high pitched noises

Thanks, Karen.

A few of my favorite Pat pics for y'all, in case you needed them.

“are astronauts….human?” SIMONE????????

THAT SECOND LINE IS KILLING ME. I KEEP TRYING TO SAY SLURPLUFF. GUHHHH

some of you asked and all of you shall receive: Buffshroom boi, a compilation

art by: @duckneutron @scull-not-skull @frogsbee @cyberdumb and me

Pat: I have 10 intelligence but I’m role-playing someone with 3.

Brian: I have 3 intelligence but I’m role-playing someone with 10. 

Just so we’re clear

supporting Brian’s right to do whatever he wants in his career and understanding that he’s still going to continue making delightfully weird content

and

being sad that we’re not gonna get more of the specific weird content he produces on polygon and/or being unsettled by the change in general

aren’t contradictory, and

Polygon is a website with 5 other video producers who are still around doing their best to produce excellent content, and a lot of Brian’s content wouldn’t have been possible without them either

and

Polygon as a website has been severely under-utilising these other video producers and has been producing fewer and fewer of the kinds of video series the fanbase fell in love with, and have been leaning more heavily on Brian-led content, such that they’re going to have to make some significant changes if they’re going to maintain their popularity

aren’t mutually exclusive opinions either

Favorite Quotes from this month’s Overboard:

“Hurt me.” - Clayton Ashley

“We will have peace when your people are dead.”  - Patrick “then Perish” Gill

“You’re my work wife! …Bitch!” - Simone de Rochefort

“When you say my last name, it hurts extra bad.” - Patrick Gill

“Which of you only tells truth and which one of you only tells lies?” - Patrick Gill

“No, my brain will explode if I touch this.”  - Simone de Rochefort

“When will my ships return from the Warp?” - Brian David Gilbert

“Brian, you managed to betray me even when you weren’t trying.” - Simone de Rochefort

I also loved Brian dragging Jenna to victory just to spite Clayton.