Latest Posts by paradoxf0x - Page 5

Director: How should we show the newfound power and confidence these girls have? The sheer empowerment they feel?

Intern: Have them walk confidently and react to situations without being self conscious because they feel comfortable with who they are and know they don’t need to change themselves because they’re already perfect just the way they are.

Director: *blank stare*

Intern: Change everything about them and make them look like sluts?

Director: Brilliant! Make it happen!

Step 3: Repeat

Hypotheses

How gay is it? Hollywood had to admit it, that’s how gay

I mean look at this! Just LOOK AT IT!

It’s beautiful

How Gay Is It?

How Gay Is It?

The Kinsey Scale applied to movies, tv shows, music, and books.

I love this website so much just for the discriptions

How Gay Is It?

How Gay Is It?

The Kinsey Scale applied to movies, tv shows, music, and books.

I love this website so much just for the discriptions

Dramatically opens the door to the classroom on the first day of school wearing this.

“Sorry I’m late. Please, continue.”

Galia Lahav Spring 2017

This. This is the level of sarcastic arrogance I strive to achieve; where even my weapons are snarky, contemptuous bitches

Promise?

i love girls but they’re out of my league … like every single girl… all of them.. out of my league

Sorry man, it’s the rules, if you want to rob me you have to roll intimidation

Also, a dire bear has suddenly appeared behind you and you should probably do something about that

Remember- always carry some premade character sheets and a one-shot with you so if you’re mugged, you can distract your attacker by getting them to take part in an impromptu D&D session!

You know the rules Carlos, if you can’t show me 100 pieces of gold, you don’t have it in your bag.

Tell the players that the pocket dimension in their portable hole/bag of holding/etc is your dimension, and they must have an irl copy of whatever they store inside.

All right mirror me, roll perception

Having problems finding new players?

Just hurl dice at the mirror until your reflection starts pulling its weight and stats up an Elf Ranger.

In my best *NSYNC impersonation: 🎶It’s gonna be gay 🎶

“And you?”

“I was tying someone up on the subway”

*heavy sarcasm* Oh gee, I wonder

The 4th of July approaches, Americans, you know what that means:

It’s time to play Fireworks or Gunshots: patriot edition

And for those of us in Florida, the very special:

Fireworks or Gunshots: Floridian Patriots Deluxe Edition

5 points for every correct fireworks guess; 10 points for every correct gunshot guess. Each incorrect guess is -5 points. Unconfirmed guesses will be decided by majority vote. If you are playing alone, a coin flip can be substituted for said vote. All points and deductions are doubled for the states where both are illegal

Feel free to post your scores and compare; anything is more fun when you share it with a bunch of strangers on the internet, or at least that’s what a stranger on the internet told me

in a constant state of ‘how dare you assume i know what i’m doing’ but also ‘don’t you dare question me or what i’m doing’   

America is a theme park and Florida is the zoo

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

I’ve never related to a post more

fuck it up buttercup 

*Classical music intensifies*

Kenzie is honestly the best character in the entire show (Bo is still bae though)

I just need you all to see this picture of actual notes I found in my homework folder from a project I did in college last year

Five minutes of petting my service dog goes to anyone who can tell me what subject this was even for

I was only at the Devil’s sacrament for the gossip I swear!

Time to go dig up another grave! You know, for science...

The puns! I live for the puns like this!

The younger generations aren’t here to mess around

I become more and more of a conspiracy theorist every time I learn something new about the government

Tiktok is making a whole bunch of claims that you shouldn’t curse the government because they have ‘ancient dark magicks that is so much more powerful then us and did we mention Ancient and Dark and every person talking about this spells it magick’ and something about the cia doing astral projection? and I feel like you’d find this funny caretaker

ACTUALLY THAT'S REAL

IM NOT EVEN JOKING THE CIA TRIED TO TRAIN PEOPLE TO SCRY BACK IN THE 50s BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THE RUSSIANS WERE DOING IT IT TIES INTO THE MKULTRA STUFF

THEY DONT HAVE SORCERERS ANYMORE SO YOU CAN CURSE THEM

Panic! At the Disco has some words for you

Hey. Things are going to get better.